00;00;01;21 - 00;00;31;01 Keaton Lewis Like, welcome back to the Too Blunt podcast issue, both Key and Lewis back at it again, trying to fill your ears with a little bit more nonsense. Just a little bit more knowledge. Today is going to be all nonsense. I fucking guarantee that. Today I called my friend fella. He's on line. He's ready to go. I don't know why I sit on mine. 00;00;31;12 - 00;00;47;04 Fella I'm not talking to this nigga on a computer. I call this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes niggas fuck up too, but just get ready cause this is going to be fucking insane. This is the wildest one of the wildest niggas I know. And I've known him for half my life. But yeah, all I can say is get ready. 00;00;47;04 - 00;00;50;21 Keaton Lewis This thing is going to be fucking wild. Congratulations. 00;00;51;17 - 00;00;52;09 Fella Yeah. 00;00;53;20 - 00;00;56;12 Keaton Lewis Yeah. So you're gonna hear number three already recorded. We've been recording for a minute. 00;00;56;12 - 00;00;58;29 Fella It was. It was heading back to the metal guitar. 00;00;59;16 - 00;01;06;27 Keaton Lewis Oh, shit. We're just going to start with. That Sounds like a thing. I mean, yeah, that's us. That is definitely us in Vegas. 00;01;07;04 - 00;01;09;14 Fella I mean, let's get down. We to jump on that fuck. 00;01;09;15 - 00;01;23;25 Keaton Lewis I mean, in the beginning, like, this is like season two of the podcast. I did like, a crazy ass fucking rant about, like, there's no person in a wheelchair that can be my ass. Like, if you were missing an arm, you're going to lose the fight. So give a fuck. 00;01;23;25 - 00;01;29;12 Fella Hey, I'm talking like army, man. And if I'm a beat yo and beat you, I'm a show. And I'm a show, everybody. 00;01;29;13 - 00;01;32;10 Keaton Lewis Did you watch Army Man beat the fuck out of his son, bro? 00;01;32;16 - 00;01;37;19 Fella He fucked that kid. There was no reason to fight Bad man with 100%. 00;01;38;13 - 00;01;41;10 Keaton Lewis Everybody gets that little kid up. Go beat your daddy of the you. 00;01;41;17 - 00;01;46;22 Fella He okay? I Oh, he won't ever approach his father like that again. I knew. 00;01;46;22 - 00;01;56;23 Keaton Lewis I knew was fucking when I started watching that shit. I started watching it overnight at work and I think I finished in, like, two days. But then I was like, Damn. Like, that was way hard. And I thought it was going to be season two. 00;01;57;02 - 00;02;16;00 Fella I, I watched, I watched it. I watched the first couple of episodes, and I wouldn't have. But then I got her and it showed me the last two episodes on my body got real deep, and then they got to fighting and I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh shit. I will definitely not win in this fight at all. 00;02;16;00 - 00;02;19;09 Keaton Lewis No, he's not going to go. He's not going. I mean, never. What never was going to win over. 00;02;19;25 - 00;02;23;28 Fella Bro. There was no argument. We had the power up. There was like even a sequence. 00;02;23;28 - 00;02;25;23 Keaton Lewis Like now we just kind of, like, just said, all right. 00;02;26;15 - 00;02;30;21 Fella He's like. He's like, this was like, You can stop now. No. 00;02;31;01 - 00;02;34;29 Keaton Lewis No, that was that was extremely I didn't see that coming and going. 00;02;34;29 - 00;02;38;02 Fella I was that was that was the best laid whooping I've ever seen. Yeah. 00;02;38;04 - 00;02;46;17 Keaton Lewis I definitely tell Jeff Bezos ain't got more than like five kids. He ain't Jeff Bezos. I put that part in there for me. 00;02;46;23 - 00;02;50;02 Fella I don't want this kid right now. Be is a. 00;02;50;09 - 00;02;55;04 Keaton Lewis Shit out of that kid. I still it's like, Oh my God. 00;02;55;22 - 00;02;59;02 Fella Yeah, man. And you know, you know, say I watch a good motor. 00;02;59;23 - 00;03;03;14 Keaton Lewis Bike coming back on it and I like rewound it because I was like, okay. 00;03;03;14 - 00;03;13;14 Fella But you know what? You know what else, though? I think I think I got to not they get off topic autism but I think I've got an issue with like watching violence because you know I don't know if you watch Euphoria. 00;03;13;24 - 00;03;29;18 Keaton Lewis Oh, yeah. Oh, you watched Euphoria. Damn, Whitney. God damn. That's the. See, this is why I called you. This is why I know you. We don't even. We don't even talk every day. We do the same shit. That's right. That's the best part about being friends with a real, like, real friends of the person. I can talk to you for, like, 20 years. 00;03;29;18 - 00;03;35;19 Keaton Lewis We can talk about. I watched you for you to that shit as it was insane. That feels like it was what. 00;03;36;01 - 00;03;41;25 Fella I was like. Damn, never. Yes. I'll finally know what Cody went through. 00;03;42;20 - 00;03;45;15 Keaton Lewis I have no. I had no idea he had to kiss a dude. Maybe. I don't know. 00;03;45;15 - 00;03;48;27 Fella That was great and almost like to two ways Shit go long. 00;03;48;27 - 00;03;59;02 Keaton Lewis But I was like, Oh my God. And you know, I've always said that white people like you can be thinking about it if you really think about it. You watch euphoria once on white people really got it worse than us. 00;03;59;10 - 00;04;01;01 Fella Yeah, you probably got it. Worse than if. 00;04;01;01 - 00;04;03;14 Keaton Lewis You. Mamadou Craig Ellis you funny. You know what I'm saying? 00;04;03;14 - 00;04;08;03 Fella At least. At least you guys some shit to laugh about. Yeah. At the end of your life, you know, I'm saying like, well. 00;04;08;04 - 00;04;12;28 Keaton Lewis Well, like you're going to cry. But everything you saw before you. 00;04;12;28 - 00;04;27;18 Fella Oh, no, no, not that one part. Well, I say one part. I don't know if it's even like, why would I be considered a pedophile? I kept seeing this white girl, and I'm just I just could not not watching. Okay? But I couldn't look, I couldn't turn away. And I'm like, Mom, Yeah, I know. 00;04;27;18 - 00;04;36;05 Keaton Lewis We. Oh, I thought I thought she got screwed in her contract. That's the first thing I thought I was like, why does she, like, sign the contract with, like, the most nude scenes ever. 00;04;36;06 - 00;04;39;05 Fella And everyone to be right? Every scene you're in, you're showing your teeth. 00;04;39;10 - 00;05;02;20 Keaton Lewis So when I see. Okay, so my personal thing is when I, like, see titties on TV, I know they're not under 18. Most likely 1921. You know, I know those studies are older, but you watching that and going those 916 year old titties, that's your that is. And here is a little commercial break for you now. 00;05;03;26 - 00;05;32;05 Fella It's chapter four. Now back to the day. I got a couple a chapter two. It just put it like this in a don't look like that in the fourth chapter through you're me you're man you can go in the business me in a you go in image up to the chaplain to a death in a chapel. Yeah you could you could spill some more, feel some of my shit. 00;05;32;17 - 00;05;39;01 Fella Feel some of my shit. But watch your fucking mouth. You look. You can't A couple. 00;05;39;01 - 00;05;49;07 Keaton Lewis It's people like living in these two places. Living in Arkansas. I have, like, fragments of memories of what we did, but I don't have, like, I don't understand what we did. I remember how crazy. 00;05;49;07 - 00;06;04;21 Fella Okay, I'm gonna tell you this. Most of the shit we did, like, I'll just drive down whatever road we were all. And I can just remember, I can just see the shit, Franky. And we all went, Oh, my God, Yeah, Mikey's fucking leaving us like this scene soon. 00;06;05;01 - 00;06;11;04 Keaton Lewis We played basketball. I was just at that time, I just rationalized it. I'm gonna be somewhere in the middle. 00;06;11;04 - 00;06;12;23 Fella Right, right, right. I will figure. 00;06;12;23 - 00;06;14;19 Keaton Lewis Maybe at the end. Hey, we'll figure it out. 00;06;14;19 - 00;06;16;25 Fella I'm not getting caught by the. No. Yeah. That's why I. 00;06;17;19 - 00;06;21;21 Keaton Lewis Never jumped the fence. Never jumped the fence. 00;06;21;21 - 00;06;27;05 Fella We don't get like that. We were scared. Like that was was. 00;06;27;05 - 00;06;31;05 Keaton Lewis I mean, seven black kids walking around the town that we. 00;06;31;10 - 00;06;31;14 Fella Have. 00;06;31;26 - 00;06;37;09 Keaton Lewis Majority races in a neighborhood that was only white people. Pretty much why we're taking some risks. 00;06;37;10 - 00;06;39;22 Fella Yeah, it's pretty much white people. I mean, I. 00;06;39;22 - 00;06;40;12 Keaton Lewis Know it was. 00;06;40;29 - 00;06;46;11 Fella Yeah. Majority of your neighbors. White people, except for what's your name? The grand in play basketball. 00;06;46;11 - 00;06;47;09 Keaton Lewis His daddy was white. 00;06;47;14 - 00;06;51;28 Fella Oh, well. 00;06;51;28 - 00;06;52;20 Keaton Lewis So there you go. 00;06;52;26 - 00;06;56;08 Fella Well, I forget his name. What was it, Paul? I know was I'm playing. 00;06;56;20 - 00;07;02;08 Keaton Lewis All I know is you fucked it up. Yeah. No, mighty, mighty fucking. You fucked it up something. Oh, it was Tony. It was something. 00;07;02;16 - 00;07;04;09 Fella That's what it would. I know. I know. 00;07;04;09 - 00;07;28;26 Keaton Lewis And then my team thought it was a mexican. That's what I remember. Shit. Like then. Like, I just. I was taking a shit and he just go clean it. Missing. You want to play basketball outside? What? Fucking Mexican? I walked outside, looked at an Asian person, looked at my team's like, What the fuck? Fuck that is at best, Asian China. 00;07;28;26 - 00;07;29;27 Keaton Lewis Like, what the fuck? 00;07;30;26 - 00;07;35;17 Fella Hey look. Got He was. That nigga was so serious, dude. Yeah, he was. 00;07;35;21 - 00;07;41;07 Keaton Lewis I remember his color so serious. Breathe in orange shit. I was like, he'd been watching too many basketball games. 00;07;41;08 - 00;07;43;27 Fella Oh, shit. Yeah, man. 00;07;44;02 - 00;08;03;08 Keaton Lewis I mean, we just. All the experiences we have, we could do. We could do this for, like, 5 hours just talking because, like, because if we just talk about Marshawn tripping over the chicken. Vince, I'm. I can't even talk about with that because I would laugh, I would start crying. It'll fucking. I'm telling you, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen before in my life. 00;08;03;08 - 00;08;06;25 Keaton Lewis Like one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Do you had a concussion? 00;08;07;27 - 00;08;14;01 Fella You thought my heard that was with we. 00;08;14;01 - 00;08;18;24 Keaton Lewis Yeah, he was in pain. He was like, I don't know if I should go to the hospital. We just took him to my house Monday. 00;08;18;26 - 00;08;23;08 Fella It was really the big night if he needed to be hospitalized. Matt from ghetto. And you know. 00;08;23;08 - 00;08;48;14 Keaton Lewis What, though? Like all our stories, all our stories are like super whitewash because we, like, got away with a lot of shit and it wasn't that bad. Like, if you talk to somebody that lived like, just an 80 year life in us, like you would be like, no fucking way that happened. Know I've heard stories of other nigga stories and I'd be like, Oh yeah, we just, you know, we did this and they were like, Oh shit, one time it just goes fucking off the rails. 00;08;48;14 - 00;08;57;08 Keaton Lewis So he's like, What the fuck? I told you I watched you dude smoke weed with another do that. Definitely had herpes. And you told me you had that you did this like blaming. 00;08;57;15 - 00;08;57;23 Fella Yeah. 00;08;58;05 - 00;09;00;13 Keaton Lewis You want you to put a dress on when you look with the fuck? 00;09;01;08 - 00;09;02;27 Fella It was real shit. 00;09;03;00 - 00;09;16;10 Keaton Lewis Real eye today. I remember that day we were Jordan and all the white folks had us go. They were trying to get some drugs and we were just stuck in a house for like, hours. You were getting sleeping and you looked at bitches. See, You were like. 00;09;16;21 - 00;09;17;14 Fella You got some pretty guys. 00;09;17;14 - 00;09;22;21 Keaton Lewis And she was sit, you know, she was sitting right next to her boyfriend. Everybody was on alert at that place. 00;09;23;08 - 00;09;35;17 Fella You know? Fuck that. Look, Look, girl, I like your feet. What you going to do with that information? You know about that? What was on that? But I was sleep and. 00;09;37;04 - 00;09;38;23 Keaton Lewis Your eyes were closed. You woke up and said. 00;09;39;05 - 00;09;48;15 Fella I was so tired, man. But what was. Oh, I got what was what, buddy? I ended up put a hole in his, in his room for that name. 00;09;49;09 - 00;09;51;02 Keaton Lewis And his name was Dusty Rhodes. 00;09;52;06 - 00;09;53;10 Fella A you know what, what. 00;09;53;10 - 00;09;56;01 Keaton Lewis Did he say? Because I can't remember what he said to me. I do remember. 00;09;56;05 - 00;10;01;18 Fella It was some it was some damage. But, you know, my temper would see it was real if I were a part of. 00;10;01;25 - 00;10;02;10 Keaton Lewis The racist. 00;10;02;11 - 00;10;11;18 Fella And me. I'm not that one. You don't really you don't come to me like that. Like you can make a joke. Haha he he but we better be on the same page. He said some shit and I was like, Oh. 00;10;12;04 - 00;10;30;18 Keaton Lewis Okay, yeah. You just disappear. Oh, you disappeared. You came back. I mean, it was like the time it took the piss or something, you know, and he came back. We stayed at somebody. It was Coy's house. Yeah. You say to that guy's house for like another hour and a half. You joked around with this dude. He was so upset when you left. 00;10;31;04 - 00;10;37;02 Keaton Lewis And we left because he found out. Do you remember how upset he was? 00;10;37;06 - 00;10;44;25 Fella I was. I knew I use his knife. I just I said, why put this big ass gash in this book? And who did it? Cause he. 00;10;44;25 - 00;10;45;03 Keaton Lewis Said. 00;10;45;03 - 00;10;49;23 Fella Fellow, why should you say it? 00;10;51;06 - 00;11;01;18 Keaton Lewis When I think about it, like, when I think about bringing, like, white people around when you might, they were all like, it feels like they were kind of like sacrifices. If they can't hang, they're just going to get fucked. 00;11;01;18 - 00;11;02;17 Fella And that's really what it was. 00;11;02;26 - 00;11;04;19 Keaton Lewis Yeah, yeah. If you can't. 00;11;05;24 - 00;11;19;26 Fella You, you can't give it back to me. You're just going to lose. So I mean, you can pick it up, figure it out, chill out, Right. Hey, legacy in the corner and be quiet. You don't want to smoke. We do this all the time. This is fun to bring. 00;11;20;09 - 00;11;24;19 Keaton Lewis Like bring a being able to handle a busy year. 00;11;24;23 - 00;11;33;18 Fella He was just getting called fat B, that was it. Hey, I thought. I thought, what if we say, What's unfair, baby? He he just accepted it. 00;11;34;15 - 00;11;36;16 Keaton Lewis He was so surprised, probably so happy to. 00;11;37;01 - 00;11;40;06 Fella Even argue with us. Believe me. Yeah. 00;11;40;27 - 00;11;49;19 Keaton Lewis Those are like if you ask him, those are the best sometimes of his life. This is the best times. All the think of my life. It was crazy fun. We had. I mean. 00;11;49;20 - 00;11;54;28 Fella I feel like. I feel like we didn't really have a whole lot of room. Like, unfortunately, like they wouldn't hold back. They wouldn't. 00;11;54;28 - 00;12;00;20 Keaton Lewis We didn't have consequences. And if we did, we didn't get caught. There was nothing that there was nothing that we were doing that was that bad. 00;12;00;26 - 00;12;08;21 Fella And then Gail would just say, Oh God. And she was just closed the door. Honestly, that was it. We it was it it. 00;12;08;21 - 00;12;10;14 Keaton Lewis Yeah. Oh, you're pretty bad. 00;12;11;15 - 00;12;33;07 Fella Yeah, I'm. I'm. I'll tell you this. Hey, I would tell you that Gail is the most amazing woman that I have met at the house. Now, I women over at the house. Big deal. Hey, when I tell you, I tell you I work there. I work there, boy, I'm in the front yard because he came over to the house on that dome shit. 00;12;33;18 - 00;12;34;14 Fella And it was. 00;12;34;14 - 00;12;38;16 Keaton Lewis Really. I was scared, though. Lot about not finding a fucking home. 00;12;39;13 - 00;12;46;21 Fella He shouldn't have showed up. He shouldn't have shown up the way he did it. I didn't give a damn about. 00;12;46;21 - 00;12;50;26 Keaton Lewis You know, saying we can all play this fair. Just let me know what the game is to. 00;12;51;02 - 00;12;53;18 Fella What I say. Fuck that. Keep you going by a hollow fiber. 00;12;53;25 - 00;13;06;20 Keaton Lewis I said he was terrified. Look at his eyes. I was like, You can't be this scared of somebody in a band, right? Like this is. But I also. I didn't know how big I was. I still, like, I don't struggle. 00;13;06;20 - 00;13;10;18 Fella With, you know. Yeah. And you were. You were a big, larger teenager back then. You actually. 00;13;10;18 - 00;13;19;05 Keaton Lewis Were. No clue. I was gigantic. Six foot five. I was you guys coach. I was asking me to play football, right? No idea. 00;13;20;29 - 00;13;21;05 Fella Right? 00;13;21;13 - 00;13;24;29 Keaton Lewis Yeah. I'm telling you, I thought I was the same size as Ryan Jell o size. He would be. 00;13;25;13 - 00;13;27;23 Fella About no man. What about it now? 00;13;27;23 - 00;13;35;26 Keaton Lewis Exactly. I'm saying I thought I'm not skinny, but, like, tall, and I didn't know what was that big. I knew I was big. I knew I was, like, menacing, taking up a lot of fucking space. 00;13;36;06 - 00;13;45;23 Fella I'm somebody tell you that my folks showed up and he got. He got. He got the words nigga. Basically a more it was a more combat they nigga you shouldn't have been there You. 00;13;45;23 - 00;13;48;25 Keaton Lewis Remember the nightmare before Christmas Glover Oh yeah. 00;13;48;25 - 00;14;07;02 Fella Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know, what is that down is And the best part came in the house and Gail cooked me. She helped my be an ass, no question. Being called no police like white people do. No close to bro. I said, Yeah, you know that one area. 00;14;07;13 - 00;14;11;11 Keaton Lewis That's it. He was What was that kid's name for Smith. 00;14;11;19 - 00;14;17;18 Fella I don't know that that niggas that cannot be a baby like he like die some like they he like. 00;14;17;24 - 00;14;19;19 Keaton Lewis I have no idea he they like. 00;14;19;23 - 00;14;19;28 Fella Me. 00;14;19;28 - 00;14;25;15 Keaton Lewis Like Bamba I remember standing by that go look at him in his face He was fucking trembling like scared to death. 00;14;25;15 - 00;14;29;01 Fella Logan Was it, was it Logan when low. You know. 00;14;29;07 - 00;14;30;14 Keaton Lewis It was a riot, I think, or. 00;14;30;14 - 00;14;39;28 Fella Something. A buddy was meth. Now, last time I found in Walmart. So he recognized me and I looked at him and waited. Didn't have, like, half his friends, like nigga had like some a. 00;14;39;29 - 00;14;44;15 Keaton Lewis Cop gassed up by those other kids. I was like, I don't know. I don't even know who we're fighting about. 00;14;44;15 - 00;14;45;14 Fella Hey, look, He came. 00;14;45;14 - 00;14;46;10 Keaton Lewis This is coming. 00;14;46;12 - 00;14;51;15 Fella It was. Oh, oh, oh. GIRL one The one who don't matter. 00;14;52;04 - 00;14;53;28 Keaton Lewis Oh, he was. He was mad those days. 00;14;54;29 - 00;14;58;21 Fella The one who don't matter. And they just showed up with the wrong idea. Here we go. Yeah. 00;14;59;04 - 00;15;02;12 Keaton Lewis Because when he lost the brass, When he lost the brass knuckles. I've changed. 00;15;02;12 - 00;15;05;10 Fella About that. Yeah, Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. 00;15;06;07 - 00;15;15;13 Keaton Lewis So confident standing in the street so far away with brass knuckles. Now, if you would have been us and we were on the attack, we're going to somebody's house, and I have brass knuckles. I'm not even going to. 00;15;15;13 - 00;15;19;22 Fella Allow you to talk. I'm not. I don't have anything to say to you. I'm gonna hit you real quick. You know, you're. 00;15;20;04 - 00;15;20;27 Keaton Lewis Straight at your face. 00;15;21;03 - 00;15;26;12 Fella You will figure it out. Knock you the fuck, man? Yeah, They got to speak. Initiate. He was talking. 00;15;26;12 - 00;15;27;27 Keaton Lewis His hand was behind his back. 00;15;27;27 - 00;15;29;06 Fella Listen, I'm thinking like. 00;15;29;06 - 00;15;38;22 Keaton Lewis And I pointed it out, like, what's behind your back, kid? What's going on? Like, what are you trying to do here? Like, I'm not dumb. I'm going to assess the situation. Right? Look, you look very confident. 00;15;39;18 - 00;15;41;15 Fella And unfortunately, he was not there. 00;15;41;16 - 00;15;53;00 Keaton Lewis You know, when I picked the brick up, he was like, no, I was like, no. I was like, that's fair. We get both. Get one swing. Mine will kill you. 00;15;53;16 - 00;15;59;07 Fella So you will not survive. This demo was the only one. 00;16;00;17 - 00;16;16;15 Keaton Lewis You choose, you know, saying. And when he put the brass knuckles down, we were so close and he was trembling. His eyes were jittery. That's what I remember looking at you saying it was. He was saying all the girls were out there watching. I felt like I was being noble. And I turned around, not going to fight this guy. 00;16;16;21 - 00;16;22;06 Keaton Lewis You know, I'm we're out the way class. You're already walking up? Nope. He's going to find it's a mixed bag. 00;16;22;06 - 00;16;34;15 Fella Me Say what? And I said, Oh, you're right. It looks like he got it. So. Oh, yeah, they come at me. 00;16;34;16 - 00;16;36;21 Keaton Lewis So it was wet in the road and rain. 00;16;36;21 - 00;16;42;29 Fella Sleet. Yes, Yes. We look at it again. Is there any didn't. 00;16;43;23 - 00;16;44;00 Keaton Lewis You. 00;16;44;00 - 00;16;44;11 Fella Know. 00;16;44;28 - 00;16;53;07 Keaton Lewis I think you're still animated. Yeah. That was insane. You know that did. I forgot about that. Yeah. You fought them with you was a video game. 00;16;53;08 - 00;16;56;25 Fella Brady didn't know which way to go. And unfortunately, he survived. 00;16;57;19 - 00;17;05;02 Keaton Lewis He lost. Yeah, he was very sad about it. His friends drove away. They were like, he'd watch you fight them. It was like you didn't see what I saw. Philly didn't. 00;17;05;02 - 00;17;13;05 Fella Care. But you know what, though? 00;17;13;07 - 00;17;16;24 Keaton Lewis I mean is I am I can be. Compassion was like fuck that. 00;17;17;27 - 00;17;20;06 Fella You showed up to the row house there you. 00;17;21;04 - 00;17;26;16 Keaton Lewis Terrified showed up with god damn brass knuckles. You can't even explain that to nobody. Why did you do that? 00;17;26;16 - 00;17;36;21 Fella A man and. Right. And he couldn't. I wasn't. He probably couldn't even tell you were have a baby. And we got to. No, I got it on flute. He's right here. My. You asked if I was. 00;17;36;21 - 00;17;39;08 Keaton Lewis A reporter for the world to hear man's name. 00;17;39;15 - 00;17;46;06 Fella Hey, but you know what? He was thinking about it. I think I was the. I got into the most fights at the house. Yeah. 00;17;46;08 - 00;17;48;13 Keaton Lewis You usually terrorize the most white people. Yeah. 00;17;49;13 - 00;17;50;06 Fella Yeah. 00;17;50;06 - 00;17;52;04 Keaton Lewis So it's what you usually do? 00;17;52;05 - 00;17;53;10 Fella Yeah. And yeah. 00;17;53;12 - 00;18;01;20 Keaton Lewis Usually they usually fuck them up. My skillet Skillet was cool as fuck, man. Like, thought that nigga, he can't say he can. 00;18;01;21 - 00;18;16;13 Fella Hey, hey, listen, let me. Let me tell you about my man. I lit a deal they did it to. Is there? All right, I'll give it. I don't give a damn where anybody get it. Dance to it. He did that to himself. I asked him one night. 00;18;16;15 - 00;18;18;07 Keaton Lewis I was the only one that wasn't scared. 00;18;18;07 - 00;18;22;17 Fella Right. And that's what that was his downfall. And that was his downfall. 00;18;23;00 - 00;18;27;08 Keaton Lewis And the sacrifices made. 00;18;27;08 - 00;18;31;15 Fella What I what I say. Hey, bruh, look, hey, don't call me cripple again. 00;18;31;15 - 00;18;35;01 Keaton Lewis I'm as you're wearing a black bag as. 00;18;35;01 - 00;18;57;18 Fella I wear a bag bring as I'm fresh out the fucking hospital with the back brace Hey, bro, don't don't hold that don't, don't call me cripple the game. And what he do. All right? Cripple Look me dead in my face high. Well, that's it. Okay? I mean, you, I. That's what you want to. I guess you ain't heard about me. 00;18;57;25 - 00;19;02;05 Fella And then we got to the house where? Oops, My fault. 00;19;02;09 - 00;19;21;25 Keaton Lewis You got to think. I just. I just heard that a different way For the first time. You. Something you never do is give up. What could fuck with you the most, right? And we're fucking with people. We don't give our cards out. We just better own, you know? So you gave up your card immediately. You know, the person that is definitely going to use it. 00;19;24;11 - 00;19;26;27 Fella And they use it like three more times. 00;19;27;27 - 00;19;34;17 Keaton Lewis I'm just going to fuck you up because, I mean, he he felt like you had it coming. Probably. He was like, I've been following this news, been fucking me up for years. 00;19;34;17 - 00;19;35;07 Fella And years. 00;19;35;08 - 00;19;37;26 Keaton Lewis Like years. And finally I got something. 00;19;38;03 - 00;19;39;25 Fella And he tried it be my now. 00;19;40;03 - 00;19;47;22 Keaton Lewis What he's going to I mean, he's going to fight. I mean, Skillet was the only one that was white, that was real, that was going to fight anybody for real. 00;19;47;22 - 00;19;52;18 Fella I just don't I don't get why he picked me at everybody. I mean, outside. 00;19;52;18 - 00;19;54;12 Keaton Lewis Because you fucked with him. The man was. 00;19;54;17 - 00;20;01;17 Fella Just no good, Marshawn. Marcia did it worse than hiding in our nothing. 00;20;01;17 - 00;20;11;10 Keaton Lewis Anything we do is, like, kind of Marshawn, does it? Petty So it loses its flair. He just. He's like, about it. Right? 00;20;11;11 - 00;20;27;29 Fella Right, right. And I'm just like, whatever the fuck. It was like, with one, right? Yeah. So whenever that motherfucker say, Hey, you know, hey, bro, we say this shit games of like you, bro, like straight. He said it again. I make this look now. I gave a little icing on the cake when I peed in a truck. Now I'll give Nate. 00;20;29;04 - 00;20;51;23 Fella I'll give him that. I mean, I'm pretty pissed off, too, but. Hey, bro, I asked you nicely, bro. I did. I see the call me apology. And then he did. I'm just like, You got fucking nuts on me. Like, you got some testicles over here. Yeah. So we got to the house and shit. I'm like, Well, take me to go pee. 00;20;51;28 - 00;21;01;04 Fella When outside? Well, you open and they control you. He wherever I go, go. 00;21;01;04 - 00;21;06;22 Keaton Lewis So you. I didn't even. I forgot. You pissed on. I did. You pissed? Yeah. And then you dressed it like a hot dog, right? 00;21;07;17 - 00;21;08;27 Fella Yeah. Made it all night. 00;21;09;04 - 00;21;10;23 Keaton Lewis His head. If you're. My God, their mirror. 00;21;10;23 - 00;21;11;08 Fella I sure did. 00;21;11;11 - 00;21;17;01 Keaton Lewis The cars. The cars that I've destroyed with you guys. 00;21;17;01 - 00;21;26;15 Fella I love riding in the van the most, but the Acura was always the best vacuum. We did stupid shit that I loved, actually, man, that fucking man was made. Oh. 00;21;27;00 - 00;21;41;19 Keaton Lewis Man, She was insane. The van shit was crazy. I think it was a bad idea. A lot of the van shit. It was a terrible know. I drive the complete opposite now. I drive so slow. What are you trying People kill. 00;21;41;25 - 00;21;45;01 Fella Kill people? That was just make you have. 00;21;45;01 - 00;21;48;02 Keaton Lewis No, not anymore. I can't. Only like I can turn it on, but turn it back off. 00;21;48;02 - 00;22;03;25 Fella Oh, he's better than me. Well, I'll say you said to me it all stays. The only reason why I got to drive accurately. The drive is going to burn out and loop. Oh, shit. And my car insurance me and cheaper here. Yeah, I'll take that will not. 00;22;03;25 - 00;22;05;15 Keaton Lewis Just be driving me not even. 00;22;05;23 - 00;22;08;00 Fella Obviously knowing on that could be more. 00;22;09;05 - 00;22;18;23 Keaton Lewis Like when you see those little like those of the police things where they have on the side of the road. They're telling your speed limit. Yeah, I hit the right speed limit. Everyone. That's how I drive. 00;22;18;23 - 00;22;30;19 Fella Now there's one in the village. It's like slow down the 40 or 30 or some shit. And I'm like, okay, which one? You are going to stop me because I'm going 45 minutes to go. 30? 00;22;31;12 - 00;22;44;23 Keaton Lewis Yeah. When I go back to Arkansas, I, I think it was like a lot of the way I was driving was built around. Yeah. What I was seeing, how I was riding. Because people are so dressed like fucking bats of a hill, you know, like all those fucking hills that you can't see other people coming out. But she looks me up. 00;22;44;26 - 00;22;47;25 Fella Damn near killed. Yeah, we're almost fucking behind after I remember that. 00;22;47;29 - 00;22;56;03 Keaton Lewis The day you died. It is the day we almost died driving. We were driving that white car and we hit that lady falling asleep. 00;22;56;03 - 00;22;56;22 Fella Yes. 00;22;56;24 - 00;22;58;19 Keaton Lewis And then she was coming down. 00;22;58;19 - 00;23;01;23 Fella Coming down. Fuck it. Oh, boy. Yeah. 00;23;02;07 - 00;23;11;29 Keaton Lewis I. I still think there's a I still believe in multiverses and shit. There's a version of us where or we probably did was a person was dead in that car wreck is version of what some of us did in that car wreck. 00;23;12;02 - 00;23;18;11 Fella Oh, we w got hard times though, like you got. If there's a different. Yeah. Yeah. We bat a couple times. 00;23;18;19 - 00;23;20;11 Keaton Lewis Oh, more than a couple. Yeah. 00;23;21;09 - 00;23;21;22 Fella Yeah. 00;23;22;17 - 00;23;42;24 Keaton Lewis You were, you were in that car when I was drifting the mountains doing so. Yeah. I was making a good time and I didn't realize there was more people in the car. There should have hit. But that, that version, this version of Keaton saved you guys. That other version. Everybody did own the other version is I just killed the for testing students. 00;23;42;24 - 00;23;50;05 Keaton Lewis Just. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the best the one I don't like I I'm cool with all of us dying not cool with me live and everybody living except for the foreign exchange. 00;23;50;05 - 00;23;58;21 Fella Do you remember? Oh, yeah. Well, what was her name? She was one name foreign exchange student. She was real perky, real hair. Oh. 00;23;59;10 - 00;24;03;15 Keaton Lewis I figure I did not take her to prom or homecoming. One of the two dances I want to. 00;24;03;16 - 00;24;06;15 Fella Make Her name was Leia. Leia? Yeah. Yeah. 00;24;06;15 - 00;24;07;15 Keaton Lewis All right. Yeah. I take the girl. 00;24;07;15 - 00;24;11;23 Fella Did I ever tell you when between man and woman I take you did this? 00;24;11;23 - 00;24;12;27 Keaton Lewis I think you did. Yeah. It was. 00;24;13;04 - 00;24;26;26 Fella I. That's how she. She attempted to, like, pull my dick. I was like that it Yeah. Yeah. That would be. And then she, like, flashed me like a couple of times. I'm like then I'm like, I get it. Was it. 00;24;26;26 - 00;24;30;23 Keaton Lewis I think what we were underestimating, we were kids and those were actually grown women. 00;24;30;29 - 00;24;33;29 Fella Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 00;24;34;17 - 00;24;35;09 Keaton Lewis You had no idea. 00;24;36;15 - 00;24;45;07 Fella How often they're like, I just want, I mean, go. I mean, yeah, but now I'm not. I it was, but it Yeah. She had them see had them couple of people that just. 00;24;46;10 - 00;24;47;14 Keaton Lewis Hit you when you, when you kissed. 00;24;47;22 - 00;24;56;14 Fella They look like she's sick and you do barbwire, you know, like I was, I would nerd love you can't go. Yeah but now I don't Woman And that's what. 00;24;56;25 - 00;25;00;19 Keaton Lewis I'm doing now. I kissed her one time. We realize we're friends. Just so you do that. 00;25;01;02 - 00;25;11;08 Fella Hey, that came. That is exactly how you do that, right? Is that. That's it, man. I lost my Mickey Mouse section. 00;25;12;01 - 00;25;16;23 Keaton Lewis All right, all right, all right. That's. That's it. That's one episode of fellow Lipstick. 00;25;16;25 - 00;25;17;08 Fella Being. 00;25;17;22 - 00;25;39;15 Keaton Lewis This fella. I don't want to tell you the craziest story. Jamboree. I will not say that Nick is ridiculous. Well, everything he said most likely district. The fucking. I don't want to verify anything. I don't get caught up in the scandal. I guess this is all hot spring stuff. I'm too if you are from there. 00;25;39;25 - 00;25;40;02 Fella Like. 00;25;40;04 - 00;26;05;00 Keaton Lewis And that's. I live here now. That's it. Oh, fuck. Well, I guess. Thank you for coming by Fucking with that nigger fake awesome nonsense. This is complete nonsense. It was nothing that you need to retain your man. Actually, listen to this laugh if you can, or be discussing how you feel. And then. And then you release. Really? You don't need this in your brain. 00;26;05;00 - 00;26;10;21 Keaton Lewis He said I'm supposed to go first. Just have a wonderful day. Thank you for joining us on the two Blue podcast. 00;26;11;04 - 00;26;44;06 Non Sense I love my dad at down there. My my dad. That's my dad. My dad was behind me. His name minimized. Yeah, I on that. And he gave a very. So you gave each man much more than that junior stage. You you saying that that you like it like that. 00;26;46;27 - 00;27;11;26 Non Sense That I had a chance to said that every time it's almost every Jeff she said she'd do anything for the time me but I was just second time man for princess why you wait It's only time to stick up for you. Squeeze. Yes. I'm sorry, but do not lie in and not. I want to. 00;27;11;29 - 00;27;16;22 Fella I just want. The time is when my mom. 00;27;16;22 - 00;27;50;17 Non Sense And I'm in Africa trying to find them and I'll bet you say sex. Kiss me Full bear Wiggins practice gay sex away We see we got a we we all can saw me out of pain in my video someone quickly in my head the shape of a TV screen You de de de de la gauche and I get in my my my you. 00;27;52;05 - 00;28;34;02 Non Sense Oh, I beg you. Hey, I know that you and I gave yellow my pride that day. Oh, my, my. Yeah.