Two Blunt: Slave Draft

Episode 33 August 26, 2022 00:50:03
Two Blunt: Slave Draft
Two Blunt Podcast
Two Blunt: Slave Draft

Aug 26 2022 | 00:50:03

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Welcome back Mofo's and Mofets.

This week on the two blunt podcast the guys have a slavery draft.  Spark one as the guys hilariously choose five slaves to manage their imaginary plantation.  No one is safe in the wild slave edition of the Two Blunt Podcast.

Who has the best slave team this week?

 

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00;17;21;16 - 00;17;24;29 Naka Yeah. Mo follows and mo fits drab. 00;17;24;29 - 00;17;31;24 Keaton Lewis Day he loses his teeth years later. How we out here, man? Still is that day is that Drake? 00;17;32;09 - 00;17;33;05 Naka That's Jersey. 00;17;33;06 - 00;17;40;07 Keaton Lewis Fuck that other sometimes when they get sent like oh so he called had to do it but I don't know what it is. 00;17;40;07 - 00;17;41;03 Naka This is the pitch. 00;17;41;21 - 00;18;01;13 Keaton Lewis I'm doing the same thing you did last week with the rock music. I do it right. I represent. It's all sounds the same to me. I don't know. I play guitar. I went through I went through a week of thinking about that, you know, like, oh, shit, I do the same shit. You know, when I met you all about I'm doing the same shit. 00;18;01;29 - 00;18;08;07 Keaton Lewis I'm sure the only thing I could tell the difference between the voices in the group was sound a lot better. I mean, he's here. 00;18;08;07 - 00;18;15;07 Naka He's here. Yes, that's it. So is it like there's a million different ways to play the guitar, but, you know, just guitar, guitar, guitar. 00;18;15;07 - 00;18;20;23 Keaton Lewis And then after that, I started playing more guitar like I don't make this big Swedish sound. 00;18;20;23 - 00;18;24;00 Naka Oh, yeah, yeah. It's just this draft day, right? 00;18;24;00 - 00;18;26;20 Keaton Lewis Is drafting draft. 00;18;26;20 - 00;18;35;25 Naka Day to get. That was a good one to start with. You know, this the is this the first thing or second they we're going to call? Well, I think we did this before, but. 00;18;35;25 - 00;18;39;13 Keaton Lewis We did draft people before. We draft people all the time. 00;18;39;13 - 00;18;41;21 Naka But yeah, I was going to say, I don't know if we've. 00;18;42;09 - 00;18;42;28 Keaton Lewis I mean, we know. 00;18;43;02 - 00;18;45;29 Naka So this the inaugural isn't the. 00;18;45;29 - 00;18;47;17 Keaton Lewis Inaugural slavery racial draft. 00;18;47;26 - 00;18;48;10 Naka And. 00;18;49;07 - 00;18;51;07 Keaton Lewis Both they take racial out the inaugural. 00;18;51;20 - 00;18;51;25 Speaker 3 The. 00;18;51;25 - 00;19;13;23 Keaton Lewis Inaugural slavery draft. You know once a year we get together on August 23rd and just just see just see what people you could choose if you want. If you need slaves, you get five slaves and a five people. The zero top slaves you need you need a top slave. You need a Stephen from Django. 00;19;13;23 - 00;19;18;07 Naka Okay, so you do. This is the rules. Yeah. You're breaking these down because I need to. 00;19;18;07 - 00;19;18;29 Keaton Lewis You get them down. 00;19;19;03 - 00;19;23;19 Naka I need to figure out my team. We have our list. We ain't got the we, you know. 00;19;23;19 - 00;19;40;15 Keaton Lewis So you need the head slave. He ain't got to be old, but he got to be willing to snitch. You got to find somebody will the snitch won't do some crazy shit. Oh, for you, he should talk. He's like, if you were a pimp, this is your bottom bitch. These are your top slave, Stephen. Samuel Jackson from Django. 00;19;41;01 - 00;19;47;20 Keaton Lewis So you need that there's no there's no rules on what race to I'm just going to use all white people most likely. 00;19;48;10 - 00;19;59;28 Naka Okay I mean so so we're building we're building to better our like to have the better team are we just yeah. Enslaving motherfuckers that we don't I mean. 00;20;00;00 - 00;20;01;21 Keaton Lewis You don't think that slavery. 00;20;01;21 - 00;20;02;02 Naka Was. 00;20;02;11 - 00;20;05;23 Keaton Lewis No competition? They were like, now, Nick, come on, meet me over here. I'll show you this. Go over. 00;20;05;23 - 00;20;08;08 Naka But this is different because now I get to pick whoever this is. 00;20;08;08 - 00;20;12;10 Keaton Lewis Young Henry. Yeah, but we ain't got to fight about it. But who? Slaves. Who? Slaves. Where is. 00;20;12;10 - 00;20;15;17 Naka It now? Fuck, I just want to put on field because fuck you. 00;20;16;01 - 00;20;18;00 Keaton Lewis Probably not because you want it to be an efficient person. 00;20;18;04 - 00;20;18;23 Naka Oh, okay. 00;20;18;23 - 00;20;19;04 Speaker 3 So I'm. 00;20;19;11 - 00;20;20;29 Naka Okay. So I'm performers. 00;20;21;00 - 00;20;35;03 Keaton Lewis You need to. Yeah, you need like you need some good people. These are people are going to be leading you the rest of the slaves. Oh, these are your slave managers, your top slave. He's the one that's. Come talk to you directly. One of the slaves folks, your daughter you even know. But you don't care. You don't handle babies in there. 00;20;35;27 - 00;20;39;04 Naka Oh, okay. I thought I was that I was drafting dummies. 00;20;39;04 - 00;20;40;28 Keaton Lewis But you can't. You want to if you know. 00;20;40;28 - 00;20;41;14 Naka Cause I'll I'll. 00;20;41;19 - 00;20;46;00 Keaton Lewis You want to win I feel play with them cannot win with him and not coach. 00;20;46;00 - 00;20;46;29 Naka I don't know if you remember this. 00;20;47;07 - 00;20;49;11 Keaton Lewis What is that I didn't want from the winners? 00;20;49;17 - 00;20;50;13 Naka Who was winners? 00;20;50;23 - 00;20;51;11 Keaton Lewis Who was he talking to? 00;20;51;11 - 00;20;54;10 Naka Kid. That was a coach. Mike Singletary. He used to be a player. 00;20;54;15 - 00;21;03;22 Keaton Lewis Is he a NFL coach? Yes, they're. Yeah. Okay. Because the feel you talked to great grown men like that, Brad, was that like the. Probably, yes. 00;21;03;28 - 00;21;04;16 Naka Why not? 00;21;05;05 - 00;21;18;22 Keaton Lewis I mean, if we're down 28 to 7 telling you right now, I'm not going to be the the most I'm not going to be mad. I'm not going to be the most unrealistic person in the room. We can come back. So, guys, we've done it. We didn't everything we can said we could do. 00;21;18;22 - 00;21;22;05 Naka Now, you got to keep fighting, right? Keep keep hope alive. 00;21;22;05 - 00;21;26;29 Keaton Lewis If I get shot nine times, like they say, I don't think of shooting back. 00;21;26;29 - 00;21;27;29 Naka This is going out. 00;21;28;08 - 00;21;31;27 Keaton Lewis I'm not going to go out. But, you know, I'm going to I'm a I'm going to see tomorrow, you know. 00;21;33;05 - 00;21;33;13 Speaker 3 Right? 00;21;33;29 - 00;21;42;28 Naka Yeah. All right. So you since this is your draft, you started off because now didn't happen. I got to change my my lineup. 00;21;43;11 - 00;21;44;19 Keaton Lewis Isn't he got his whole lineup. 00;21;44;19 - 00;21;47;05 Naka He and I had a whole bunch of dummies on the list. 00;21;47;12 - 00;21;49;26 Keaton Lewis As you get it now. 00;21;49;29 - 00;21;54;18 Naka So my whole draft board is fucked up. But who's your first pick? 00;21;56;01 - 00;21;59;21 Keaton Lewis My first pick on the racial draft. A lot of people do. 00;21;59;22 - 00;22;01;16 Naka And I'm saying racial. You said, oh. 00;22;02;02 - 00;22;09;10 Keaton Lewis You are a slavery draft is going to be Miley Cyrus Django be the top Miley Cyrus motherfucking Cyrus. 00;22;09;10 - 00;22;15;02 Naka Yeah. Why Miley Cyrus. 00;22;15;03 - 00;22;20;07 Keaton Lewis You got a good rapport with people and she you know, she's Miley Cyrus. 00;22;20;20 - 00;22;21;11 Naka What does that mean? 00;22;21;15 - 00;22;34;12 Keaton Lewis She don't fucking wanted to my sons or something like that. Oh, no fucking way to keep you going too far. Who's your fuck? The kid. First it's going to be Miley Cyrus. You know, if my grandkids will have anything, they had some good pipes, new. They were be saying, you know. 00;22;34;15 - 00;22;35;08 Naka Okay, I'll. 00;22;35;08 - 00;22;37;00 Keaton Lewis Put it out there as my first pick. 00;22;37;00 - 00;22;40;16 Naka Miley Cyrus best doesn't die. We'll take that one. 00;22;40;22 - 00;22;51;14 Keaton Lewis She can take control of a crowd if the other slaves get know says she'd be like, look massa good Massa he feed as well she don't fucking want to go see Oh the daughter. I don't care. 00;22;51;15 - 00;22;53;09 Naka I'm talking like that. Yeah. 00;22;53;20 - 00;22;59;12 Keaton Lewis What do you think was. That's what the slave master did. They don't we got to talk like them so it's probably going to be weird. 00;23;00;09 - 00;23;01;15 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00;23;01;15 - 00;23;05;22 Naka Is she to be out in the field doing hopefully beseeching or is he going to cause a revolution? 00;23;05;22 - 00;23;15;17 Keaton Lewis Well, that's that's fine. Chicago, cause the revolution could massacre keep fit. Is she going to have some little dick or pussy on the side? You know, so we got we got that locked up. Now. 00;23;17;01 - 00;23;18;23 Naka This was going to be happening in the yellow field. 00;23;18;23 - 00;23;24;25 Keaton Lewis And think about it, it might feel a little bigger with drugs. Anyway, we drunk. I'm done drawing poppies and growing poppies for show we grow. 00;23;24;25 - 00;23;27;02 Speaker 3 We are. 00;23;27;04 - 00;23;33;05 Keaton Lewis Drawing. Growing a coca leaf is going to be a wretched ass motherfucker. Sorry. You know, I could be out there somewhere. Fucking peas, sweet. 00;23;33;05 - 00;23;35;07 Naka Potato salad, the whole different directions. 00;23;35;08 - 00;23;36;12 Keaton Lewis You may you out the first. 00;23;36;12 - 00;23;40;23 Naka Pick we going way different with that one. That's a good. 00;23;40;23 - 00;23;41;24 Keaton Lewis One. Yeah. Right. 00;23;42;01 - 00;23;44;27 Naka So you know. 00;23;44;27 - 00;23;49;26 Keaton Lewis Oh I feel like you go pick Tom Cruise or somebody like that. You got a big Tom Cruise. 00;23;49;26 - 00;23;50;17 Naka Tom Cruise. 00;23;50;17 - 00;23;51;05 Keaton Lewis Tom Cruise. 00;23;51;06 - 00;23;52;04 Naka He went on board. 00;23;52;05 - 00;23;55;02 Keaton Lewis He's only aboard at all. I heavily considered him. 00;23;55;23 - 00;23;57;08 Naka I got sound effects for this episode. 00;23;57;08 - 00;23;57;29 Keaton Lewis I feel like you did. 00;23;59;02 - 00;24;07;13 Naka His own pre-production bitches. My first pick, I was going with Elon Musk. You know what I'm saying? 00;24;08;10 - 00;24;12;00 Keaton Lewis You're going to go pick the smartest African. I don't think he's as smart, though. 00;24;12;21 - 00;24;17;18 Naka He's not. But he can manipulate and. 00;24;18;09 - 00;24;20;23 Keaton Lewis He's like, is that your bottom? Is it your top slave right there? 00;24;21;03 - 00;24;22;20 Naka Yeah, I think I could work with him. 00;24;22;20 - 00;24;23;09 Keaton Lewis You going? Where would you. 00;24;23;09 - 00;24;24;13 Naka Learn that to him? 00;24;25;02 - 00;24;28;05 Keaton Lewis That's a heavy hitter, you know, say my first B there's Miley Cyrus on. 00;24;28;14 - 00;24;32;10 Naka To keep Yoshi rented and I'm going big big business with mine. 00;24;32;11 - 00;24;34;15 Keaton Lewis Which is what you drawing in what you got there growing bro. 00;24;34;25 - 00;24;42;00 Naka All kinds of shit we ain't we necessarily just growing up I'm saying we we are here scheming and shit. 00;24;42;14 - 00;24;44;24 Keaton Lewis You ain't even got no farm. You just go out. Crypto food is. 00;24;44;24 - 00;24;50;02 Naka Over here, rent and other people still in other people's farms and they don't even know. Oh, shit, you know. 00;24;50;10 - 00;24;54;11 Keaton Lewis That's fucked up. You're still my fa. You know Miley out there. I'm a prisoner. 00;24;54;24 - 00;24;55;00 Speaker 3 And. 00;24;55;19 - 00;24;56;18 Keaton Lewis She'll be out there. Yo. 00;24;57;11 - 00;25;01;27 Naka But she me young Elon in the fields he going to talk talk game. 00;25;02;03 - 00;25;17;23 Keaton Lewis She ain't my great grandson and grandson. It be straight out there he'd be like Elon was you talk to you can do whatever you got to do you can't do nothing. She's like, Okay, I could go back to the elite now. Mass elite grants. The elite? Yes. About. 00;25;17;23 - 00;25;18;28 Naka Oh, shit. 00;25;19;07 - 00;25;20;13 Keaton Lewis Come in there. Still no Elon. 00;25;20;14 - 00;25;32;18 Naka Yeah, I think. I think I think I'm a stick with that one. I don't know why because like I said, my draft boards are fucked up. So is shooting off the hip a little bit? That's fine. We take we take young Elon. 00;25;33;18 - 00;25;34;04 Keaton Lewis You know, man. 00;25;34;05 - 00;25;35;13 Naka Bring him to the squad. 00;25;35;13 - 00;25;41;06 Keaton Lewis You can put you can put my list of you fuck my list up. You said it. I mean you you learned that was fucked up bro. 00;25;41;16 - 00;25;50;28 Naka Class, stupid motherfuckers, man. You know, I got to think about who's repopulating, so I came. We have a no bum. 00;25;52;26 - 00;25;54;21 Keaton Lewis Because he gave you mass, you old as fuck already. 00;25;55;23 - 00;25;58;03 Naka Well, I got to be old. I can't just be this. 00;25;58;03 - 00;26;02;05 Keaton Lewis Year because you. I got grandkids. How you gonna go have grandkids? You know, st why. 00;26;02;05 - 00;26;06;00 Naka Are you a great kid? I'm just saying, like, right now. Right now, like. 00;26;06;12 - 00;26;07;07 Keaton Lewis Then I'm older now. 00;26;07;08 - 00;26;07;22 Speaker 3 Like. 00;26;08;04 - 00;26;11;21 Naka Miley Cyrus all the way to your house right now to start the team. 00;26;11;21 - 00;26;17;02 Keaton Lewis Okay, cool. You know, and it's going to suck that right now there's Miley Cyrus right now to know if you like your position. 00;26;17;24 - 00;26;21;20 Naka Cigaret smoking on her project oh, shit. 00;26;21;20 - 00;26;27;12 Keaton Lewis All right. So my first book was pretty off. Now this year on the way to the house down. But we're going to keep. 00;26;27;12 - 00;26;31;13 Naka Her in and take the boy. Joe, your boy Joe. 00;26;32;04 - 00;26;32;29 Keaton Lewis Is not the only Joe. 00;26;32;29 - 00;26;34;13 Naka Busy. Joe Biden. 00;26;35;03 - 00;26;35;19 Keaton Lewis I want to take a. 00;26;35;19 - 00;26;36;14 Naka Hold on your board. 00;26;36;19 - 00;26;45;07 Keaton Lewis No, I'm not going to take I got too much. You got to age stipulation. I see you got like a year, you know, sir. 00;26;46;01 - 00;26;51;00 Naka So you read you you got you got your next pick, all right? 00;26;52;28 - 00;27;00;13 Keaton Lewis Yeah. You ready for this childbirth, nigga? What's up? 00;27;00;14 - 00;27;01;02 Naka What? 00;27;02;27 - 00;27;14;21 Keaton Lewis I'm trying to have a good time. I'm trying to be even Steve it out there. It he thought, what if he could build trans women for real if they taught him the key he crazy little crazy childbirth. He can go to the house right now. 00;27;14;29 - 00;27;28;11 Naka That's your boy. That's. That's where you going? Well, okay. Yeah, he's just. He's just entertainment. That's it. That's all. He's. Yeah, that's all you use them for. 00;27;28;11 - 00;27;30;22 Keaton Lewis Fuck it, right? 00;27;30;22 - 00;27;31;15 Speaker 3 Do it. 00;27;32;25 - 00;27;34;08 Keaton Lewis Just do it. 00;27;34;14 - 00;27;35;17 Naka That's all he going to be. 00;27;36;13 - 00;27;47;05 Keaton Lewis You know, with that kind of action right there he security nigga. He Garber he he Miley Cyrus just high enough to not revolt Dreams come true. Yeah, see? Do it. 00;27;48;22 - 00;27;50;15 Naka That's what you want. 00;27;50;15 - 00;28;00;22 Keaton Lewis Dream success. But this is a different style, obviously. Childbirth. But he could listen, take that energy and put it to the places in the fucking farms. He's over. The cocaine would. 00;28;00;22 - 00;28;02;27 Speaker 3 Quit and you're not going to stop there. 00;28;04;04 - 00;28;05;08 Keaton Lewis What are you waiting for? 00;28;05;22 - 00;28;13;22 Naka See, he ain't go high B you got him and Miley, they going to be. The revolution is strong and all of that. You know I think. 00;28;13;22 - 00;28;14;06 Keaton Lewis They're going to. 00;28;14;06 - 00;28;19;25 Naka There's got to I just got to convince you like how me we 5050 on as we make they slaves. 00;28;19;25 - 00;28;22;10 Keaton Lewis You can't 5050 nothing they slaves. 00;28;22;28 - 00;28;26;05 Naka Mm 8020 home I get 20 they're. 00;28;26;05 - 00;28;27;10 Keaton Lewis Only percentage because. 00;28;27;12 - 00;28;28;22 Naka But I ain't gonna really give them 20. 00;28;29;02 - 00;28;29;04 Keaton Lewis Do. 00;28;29;10 - 00;28;31;22 Naka Because I'm the masses so you don't get to see the books. 00;28;32;08 - 00;28;35;19 Keaton Lewis You go give him something for free huh. You to give him something. 00;28;35;27 - 00;28;37;02 Naka I'm not to give him nothing. 00;28;37;05 - 00;28;38;15 Keaton Lewis You can't give me that because I. 00;28;38;15 - 00;28;40;13 Naka Get my house almost on the field. 00;28;41;00 - 00;28;43;11 Keaton Lewis And he get to sleep with the rest of the slaves. Wrote you talking about well. 00;28;43;12 - 00;28;45;15 Naka Now, wait a minute, wait a. 00;28;45;15 - 00;28;46;06 Keaton Lewis Minute. Oh, he is. 00;28;46;06 - 00;28;47;23 Naka Just tell me how to read my. 00;28;47;23 - 00;28;50;03 Keaton Lewis I'm just saying. Are you right? All right. 00;28;50;03 - 00;28;52;07 Speaker 3 I think he's. 00;28;52;08 - 00;28;57;19 Naka Told me how to read my plantation. Now we can have beef. See, now we just get all was. 00;28;57;19 - 00;29;02;02 Keaton Lewis Gung demanding about the guy that I Trey Eli must be young Jeezy. 00;29;03;24 - 00;29;23;23 Naka How about that? A whole bunch of goons just running up on yo yo yo field. See, now, see, now, now get strategic and shit. Young Shi'a, huh? Yeah. I let Booth. Yeah he just I fuck. 00;29;23;23 - 00;29;26;23 Keaton Lewis I didn't know you had that type of energy. Do you play that clip that. 00;29;27;08 - 00;29;27;23 Naka You never seen? 00;29;27;25 - 00;29;31;05 Keaton Lewis I never seen that clip. He needs to he needs to be the head of security. 00;29;31;21 - 00;29;32;20 Naka He raps to. 00;29;32;22 - 00;29;36;29 Keaton Lewis Let's not let's not get into that. I got so I'm out of rappers. I can't have no more rappers on the squad. 00;29;36;29 - 00;29;39;29 Naka I mean, he does he does music, I guess. I don't know. 00;29;40;00 - 00;29;42;20 Keaton Lewis No. What are you talking about then when you say does music with. 00;29;42;20 - 00;29;43;06 Naka No, no. 00;29;43;07 - 00;29;44;10 Keaton Lewis What is that key system. 00;29;44;10 - 00;29;52;22 Naka Oh he was he was in a video. Okay. I like he was on the Breakfast Club rapping at one point. 00;29;52;22 - 00;29;57;08 Keaton Lewis You weren't lying. He's a rapper. He's just a rapper. Almost got that only rapper. Tupac. I had to when you revolution. 00;29;57;22 - 00;29;58;17 Naka Oh, man. 00;29;58;18 - 00;30;02;20 Keaton Lewis It was between him and Eminem from through to. 00;30;02;20 - 00;30;07;23 Naka All right, so I'll take it. Entertainer I got my. 00;30;07;23 - 00;30;12;20 Keaton Lewis Second I got to nigga, you come to war nigga yo needs to be dancing this shit you go to do. 00;30;12;20 - 00;30;14;22 Naka Ready? Yo, you ready for this pick? 00;30;16;01 - 00;30;40;00 Speaker 3 You ready? Whoopee d scoop, scoop d d the scoop de whoop whoop de scoop deep scoop d Scoop, whoop, yeah, scoop, scoop. Take him. 00;30;40;00 - 00;30;45;08 Naka Take taking give me that will take crazy Kanye. I'll take this. 00;30;45;08 - 00;30;48;16 Keaton Lewis Kanye. They be on your farm to make him pro-slavery clothes and shit. 00;30;48;27 - 00;30;53;17 Naka It don't matter. Ain't nobody going to take him seriously. They just go and look at Mikey, a weirdo. 00;30;54;00 - 00;30;54;08 Speaker 3 You got. 00;30;54;08 - 00;30;55;06 Keaton Lewis You a shallow above to. 00;30;55;06 - 00;31;13;23 Naka Me. I know. That's why I said we got to go entertaining. We got to keep some entertainment, you know? Yeah. Him and Ellen, you know, you just look at him and be like, okay, whatever you say. Okay, yeah, yeah. You can go. And then, you know what I'm saying? Like, they'll get along because they're both some weirdos. Yeah. 00;31;13;28 - 00;31;14;08 Keaton Lewis Okay. 00;31;15;17 - 00;31;28;27 Naka Yep. Kanye fucking yay. Taylor. And then if, you know, I hope they can have Sunday service, you know, I give them Sundays off, they get Sunday service. 00;31;28;27 - 00;31;30;00 Keaton Lewis You know, Sunday service. 00;31;30;07 - 00;31;32;25 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00;31;32;25 - 00;31;52;01 Naka You know, what's, uh, what do you say? And fucking 300. I'm a good. I'm a good fucking God or whatever. You don't have them at the beginning. Balding again in any way and late. No. Fucking three on it nigga. 00;31;52;18 - 00;31;55;20 Keaton Lewis Oh shit. He said I am you. Look I am Sparta Mo. 00;31;55;22 - 00;31;58;15 Naka I got that nigga, the bald headed take it. 00;31;58;17 - 00;31;58;23 Keaton Lewis Oh. 00;31;58;23 - 00;32;03;10 Naka Xerxes Yeah, yeah. I thought that was smart. 00;32;03;13 - 00;32;07;02 Keaton Lewis It was like, I am. God, I know what you're talking about. 00;32;07;12 - 00;32;12;06 Naka I'm, you know, I'm a good guy. Take care of my people. Give them sun. 00;32;12;17 - 00;32;15;09 Keaton Lewis Sun. Oh, shit. We tried to pack it in football. 00;32;15;09 - 00;32;19;06 Naka Still around can I do I needed did not draft players do. 00;32;19;07 - 00;32;20;07 Keaton Lewis Yeah for boss okay. 00;32;23;00 - 00;32;25;19 Naka I think some niggas off are awesome teams I don't. 00;32;25;29 - 00;32;29;28 Keaton Lewis Like them. You got to undrafted people that you cannot just conscript. 00;32;29;28 - 00;32;32;28 Naka No I'm keeping my to Jesus. I wouldn't matter to. 00;32;33;09 - 00;32;33;27 Keaton Lewis You would you two. 00;32;34;06 - 00;32;34;18 Naka Yeah. 00;32;35;14 - 00;32;43;24 Keaton Lewis Should you. Maybe if you get my fucking third. My God. Oh shit. Fuck. All right. 00;32;43;24 - 00;32;44;28 Naka Get tough now, huh? 00;32;44;28 - 00;32;45;26 Keaton Lewis Getting tough. They get. 00;32;46;25 - 00;32;50;16 Naka You. Got you got Miley to populate. Yeah, that was not. 00;32;50;17 - 00;32;53;06 Keaton Lewis She's not popular and she's doing it. She's holding the farm down. 00;32;53;12 - 00;32;55;18 Naka She said, Oh, she's supposed to fashion your son, though. 00;32;55;18 - 00;32;57;16 Keaton Lewis But she is managing the grandson. Yeah, she's making. 00;32;57;16 - 00;32;59;15 Naka The great the grandson that you said your son. 00;32;59;15 - 00;33;04;29 Keaton Lewis First. Is it my son. I thought I thought of my grandson. Whenever I'm feeling old, I want to be like when I'm old Kane is shit. 00;33;05;02 - 00;33;06;03 Naka I'll see you but just. 00;33;07;06 - 00;33;10;01 Keaton Lewis Get after you niggas in plain land over that. 00;33;10;14 - 00;33;12;03 Naka Is silly turn old once you see. 00;33;12;16 - 00;33;16;11 Keaton Lewis Yeah just buy a suit by people to play my fucking. 00;33;17;04 - 00;33;20;21 Naka Yeah so you got Miley for what's it was her purpose. 00;33;20;28 - 00;33;21;28 Keaton Lewis Oh she running the farm. 00;33;22;04 - 00;33;22;24 Naka Oh she's running. 00;33;23;04 - 00;33;24;19 Keaton Lewis Around the farm. She run farmland. 00;33;25;12 - 00;33;28;19 Naka And then you got shire. So he's entertainment. 00;33;28;19 - 00;33;29;11 Keaton Lewis And security. 00;33;30;03 - 00;33;30;13 Naka And. 00;33;30;24 - 00;33;31;09 Keaton Lewis They both in. 00;33;31;10 - 00;33;32;12 Naka The table. Security. 00;33;32;12 - 00;33;42;20 Keaton Lewis Yeah, they both both entertainment. Security. He said do it. I heard then I said I feel his vibe. I feel like he gonna make it. He security. Hmm. Head of security. 00;33;42;24 - 00;33;43;06 Naka Okay. 00;33;43;28 - 00;33;51;03 Keaton Lewis All right. I got to pick a top bottom bitch slave. It's going to have to be Brad Pitt. 00;33;51;21 - 00;33;54;25 Naka Brad Pitt? Yeah. 00;33;55;04 - 00;33;56;02 Keaton Lewis Yeah. Take the neck out. 00;33;56;28 - 00;33;57;24 Naka Why? He got to go? 00;33;57;27 - 00;34;16;06 Keaton Lewis Because he got to run everything. He's seemingly got a cool demeanor to. He just be at this snitchin. You got to figure somebody's going to snitch. It's going to be Brad Pitt. He can just smoke a cigaret cool like motherfucking scholl above fucking up You're going gonna have to beat him now where? But you got to beat him ten lashes I reckon recommending lashes, you know, for the slaves. 00;34;17;08 - 00;34;35;18 Keaton Lewis He has to do all that he is. Do the real fucked up shit. He has to make bad decisions. He has to go. Miley, you can't focus the sun in the grass at the same time and they go work. You talk Miley off a couple edges so that's my and you see the smoked cigarets he just chill out so. 00;34;35;18 - 00;34;40;20 Keaton Lewis Hmm mm. So he he's the one that keeps everybody in control. 00;34;42;09 - 00;34;43;19 Naka Who am I gonna have? 00;34;44;24 - 00;34;47;23 Keaton Lewis And I got some for you. Elon Musk, too. You know, you guys are human Musk. 00;34;50;20 - 00;34;54;19 Naka Let's see, that's that's a I don't know where this draft is going. 00;34;54;19 - 00;34;55;03 Speaker 3 Man. 00;34;56;00 - 00;35;05;29 Naka I'm not a draft. I feel like I'm missing some players, but I'm not. I think. All right, I got Jay and Eli. 00;35;06;02 - 00;35;15;06 Keaton Lewis Yeah. How are you going to get Bird in there, huh? What you going to put for third? I feel like Yellow's team is six. Is where you ain't got no women in there. Not yet. I feel like you just. 00;35;15;08 - 00;35;19;18 Naka That's it. Because, I mean, if I you know, the board board's different now. 00;35;19;26 - 00;35;21;20 Keaton Lewis I'm not. You don't even know. No white women. 00;35;22;01 - 00;35;28;24 Naka No. See, I thought I was picking bad. Dumbest. I had strong. I had her on there, but. 00;35;28;24 - 00;35;29;26 Keaton Lewis I still thought, oh, no. 00;35;29;26 - 00;35;31;00 Naka We don't want we don't. 00;35;31;04 - 00;35;32;25 Keaton Lewis Even you don't want her in politics. 00;35;32;25 - 00;35;35;25 Naka But she's you know what I'm saying? She'd be good in the field but that. 00;35;36;04 - 00;35;37;23 Keaton Lewis No, no, she can't be the top. Top. 00;35;37;23 - 00;35;41;26 Naka I can't. I don't need I don't need her for the work force. You know what I'm saying. Yeah. 00;35;41;26 - 00;35;44;24 Keaton Lewis We're leading the workhorses towards retarded shit. 00;35;44;29 - 00;35;52;01 Naka Yeah. Yeah, they'd be all doing a ship, doing the job. All fucked up. You know what I'm saying? Bet down. 00;35;52;09 - 00;36;02;29 Keaton Lewis Yeah. Put you in a box. You did tape that motherfucker down. That's why I couldn't choose Tom Cruise. Because Brad Pitt would be a cool, cooler motherfucker slave. 00;36;03;16 - 00;36;07;25 Naka I'ma take what's what's to do? Matt McConaughey gave me. 00;36;07;27 - 00;36;08;22 Keaton Lewis That was another. 00;36;09;05 - 00;36;09;22 Naka That I'll read. 00;36;11;08 - 00;36;11;15 Speaker 3 Oh. 00;36;12;21 - 00;36;14;06 Keaton Lewis My God. You know. Hey, man. 00;36;14;07 - 00;36;23;05 Naka Hey, man. He's on the list. I saw him. That's how I would counter. Yeah. Oh, so Brad Pitt, you know what I'm saying. 00;36;24;09 - 00;36;42;07 Keaton Lewis Motherfucker? Slavery draft. What you talk about. Damn. But nah, nah, you can't take that back. If you want to take it back. Who you get for take backs. Uh, how you gonna get better in it? Nothing. Nobody. You. Then you got his mama kind of another. 00;36;43;01 - 00;36;59;24 Naka I was going to do my we came now that's a good pick. That's a good kidnaping. I was going to trade him out for John Stewart. I was going to trade him out for John Stewart. But I think. 00;37;00;07 - 00;37;01;18 Keaton Lewis He'd be in the fields doing his thing. 00;37;01;29 - 00;37;04;18 Naka I think we got I think we're going to stick with. 00;37;04;18 - 00;37;07;03 Keaton Lewis Yeah they had Matthew motherfucking look I. 00;37;07;26 - 00;37;19;05 Naka I'll stick with the present you never seen the wolf of Wall Street? I've seen that. 00;37;19;06 - 00;37;22;21 Keaton Lewis No. This is like this is Matthew McNally's and you're doing this. You too. I forgot what I was doing. 00;37;22;21 - 00;37;28;29 Naka I shouldn't want to tie the tone. 00;37;28;29 - 00;37;33;03 Speaker 3 Mm mm mm mm mm. 00;37;34;00 - 00;37;36;02 Naka So, yeah, I'll go with him. They take him. 00;37;36;03 - 00;37;36;22 Keaton Lewis That's a good pick. 00;37;36;22 - 00;37;42;08 Naka Me take young man, young Matt to the, to the wizard. 00;37;42;12 - 00;38;04;28 Keaton Lewis I want to be honest, I wanted to pick of Regina King, but I feel like I shouldn't enslave a black woman. You know, she's too little black boys. If I can take Regina soul and split into and she can be Riley Huey. I pick up Riley Huey as fictional characters. Fuck come to life, nigger. If you have a matthew McConaughey, man it's like. 00;38;05;04 - 00;38;08;14 Naka That was a you know, that was off the hip. 00;38;08;14 - 00;38;16;06 Speaker 4 So feel like I you know yeah in those shocks it's okay and. 00;38;17;03 - 00;38;34;18 Naka You know feel good about it damn they it's tough ain't it. That's a see you fucked up the game you fucked up the game we had we have a list for pre pro you know we talked about this previously. 00;38;35;11 - 00;38;35;15 Speaker 3 We. 00;38;35;24 - 00;38;50;13 Naka Organized I got sounds and shit you do you boy ready on the board and she had finally been trying to do this to y'all the next year. I mean, get high and forget to hit the button. Realize it about 6 seconds. 00;38;50;13 - 00;38;54;21 Speaker 3 After I actually hit. But yes, it did. 00;38;54;21 - 00;38;57;18 Naka I just look at it like, damn, that is that I missed that. 00;38;57;18 - 00;38;58;26 Keaton Lewis One was the curse of running. 00;38;59;01 - 00;39;05;11 Naka And then I go, I ain't gonna miss the next one. And then I missed the next one. And I just usually give up on it. 00;39;05;18 - 00;39;09;13 Keaton Lewis Might as well. You've missed so many times. Why would you keep shooting threes? 00;39;09;27 - 00;39;11;15 Naka Because you never stop though, right? 00;39;11;16 - 00;39;15;04 Keaton Lewis I guess you never start. You shoot in Greece. Oh, man. 00;39;16;00 - 00;39;16;12 Naka All right. 00;39;18;06 - 00;39;24;15 Keaton Lewis We are four. I got three slave Shia LaBeouf, Miley Cyrus our goofiest. 00;39;25;01 - 00;39;26;04 Naka You wait. You got four. 00;39;26;04 - 00;39;29;21 Keaton Lewis I got my matt for right now my okay and I also got. 00;39;30;07 - 00;39;30;24 Naka I'll give us a. 00;39;30;25 - 00;39;32;03 Keaton Lewis Little goddamn Brad Pitt. 00;39;32;27 - 00;39;44;07 Naka Shit. It's the smoke, huh? You guys should. It came with a draft cloth. 00;39;44;07 - 00;39;46;14 Keaton Lewis That of a draft clock. 00;39;46;24 - 00;39;47;02 Naka Yeah. 00;39;47;04 - 00;40;18;17 Keaton Lewis Oh, shit. Oh, man. Think can be two. Oh, I can do it right. My last ladies came to Oprah. I can't be out there having them. Bernie Sanders and you guys, we're on a slave. You know what is saying? Okay, I'm doing this show so. I need somebody to lead for and that a compliment Brad Pitt's cool demeanor when he snitching and everybody for the fourth pick. 00;40;19;01 - 00;40;19;27 Naka Oh shit. 00;40;21;16 - 00;40;24;11 Keaton Lewis Of keen drug lords farms. 00;40;25;25 - 00;40;27;01 Naka Key and drug lords. 00;40;27;05 - 00;40;38;04 Keaton Lewis Yeah we on island 44.56263 longitude latitude 22342.5. We're going to pick Justin Long. 00;40;39;15 - 00;40;40;01 Naka Justin. 00;40;40;01 - 00;40;46;15 Keaton Lewis Long. Justin Long, the weird white boy from autumn movies back in the day I might be thinking about the wrong the. 00;40;46;25 - 00;40;47;09 Speaker 3 Hmm. 00;40;48;28 - 00;40;51;03 Naka See, I'm not a movie guy, so. 00;40;51;04 - 00;40;51;17 Keaton Lewis Yeah. 00;40;52;12 - 00;41;00;23 Naka You got to the see Justin long the negative was in dodgeball is I think it is in dodgeball. 00;41;00;23 - 00;41;03;11 Keaton Lewis Yeah the negatives in dodgeball. 00;41;03;24 - 00;41;04;19 Naka What else was he. 00;41;07;09 - 00;41;07;27 Keaton Lewis Never seen. 00;41;07;27 - 00;41;10;19 Naka Oh man would I pick. 00;41;10;22 - 00;41;24;03 Keaton Lewis It's my pick is that every night in and needs a make so nobody tries to get over on mess Everybody pick on somebody that's your pick that's been the best. One of the first picks I had was in dodgeball. He was in the army. A small role, but he was a he was a bitch in dodgeball to. 00;41;24;06 - 00;41;25;29 Naka No, it was the cheerleader. Do right. 00;41;26;15 - 00;41;33;19 Keaton Lewis They treated him like shit you make you can't have real makes you got to find a good man man so you got to he'll be he gets picked on by everybody a. 00;41;33;19 - 00;41;43;27 Naka Team my bad yeah. My, I mean. Mm. Do that to your squad and I guess, you know. Okay so he's. Yep. 00;41;44;13 - 00;41;46;03 Keaton Lewis Yeah. 00;41;46;03 - 00;41;53;07 Naka That's, uh, Justin Long. Yeah, that was that one. Caught me off guard. Not gonna lie. 00;41;53;08 - 00;41;54;28 Keaton Lewis We have to file a super. 00;41;54;28 - 00;41;55;29 Naka Threw me off, you know? 00;41;55;29 - 00;42;05;25 Keaton Lewis You don't even know what else he is. Oh, movie nigga, did he? He was called. Except it. It was pretty bad. It was a terrible movie. In fact, Jonah Hill, though, being fat and weight fluctuating. 00;42;06;16 - 00;42;07;10 Naka Huh? Yeah. 00;42;08;10 - 00;42;13;13 Keaton Lewis He was weight fluctuating. 00;42;13;13 - 00;42;22;27 Naka Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, I think I will take it, I guess. Mm hmm. Yes. Your form, your shares. Uh. 00;42;23;13 - 00;42;24;07 Keaton Lewis It's a madhouse. 00;42;24;07 - 00;42;35;23 Naka Usually different over there. I see. How you doing? Because I got. I think I'm ready. I think I got. I think I'm on board for this one. Okay, this for. Right, this. We got one more left. 00;42;35;25 - 00;42;47;00 Keaton Lewis One more left. Right. Oh, man. What is this? 00;42;47;01 - 00;42;49;24 Speaker 3 Oh, she. 00;42;49;25 - 00;42;55;24 Speaker 4 Was this was on. 00;42;59;21 - 00;43;01;02 Keaton Lewis Message. Yeah. 00;43;01;22 - 00;43;05;13 Naka No, for John Cena. 00;43;06;09 - 00;43;12;20 Keaton Lewis But as we wrap up, my time is now. I didn't watch wrestling. I'm sorry. Yeah, I know everybody. 00;43;12;20 - 00;43;13;08 Naka Knows who he is. 00;43;13;08 - 00;43;28;02 Keaton Lewis Though. I didn't know that song was one of them. I thought that was a hip hop song. I thought the Wu-Tang Clan was like, I was boom, boom. But. But it's the biggest one lately. Oh. 00;43;28;02 - 00;43;30;24 Naka Oh, shit. I have to say. 00;43;31;24 - 00;43;32;03 Speaker 3 Rap. 00;43;32;05 - 00;43;42;20 Naka I got you now. I mean, John Cena for like he want John Cena. That's my horse. He, you know, get it done for me out there in the field. 00;43;44;05 - 00;43;54;08 Keaton Lewis You get and bring in my salary when the Miley Cyrus go get a toe up in the fucking game. Tell me right now we're going to be producing more drugs than anybody. 00;43;54;08 - 00;44;00;23 Naka Y'all going to be smoking like yeah between Miley and fucking Shiloh buff yoing or have. 00;44;00;23 - 00;44;08;09 Keaton Lewis Shit is but okay it's too big about I got drug heads in the drug game I need some testers they going to be strung. 00;44;08;09 - 00;44;13;00 Naka Out okay. The media should not too good cause then they don't. They don't. 00;44;13;07 - 00;44;18;14 Keaton Lewis They have a steady supply, trust me. Going to be going fairly well in this motherfucker. 00;44;18;18 - 00;44;21;19 Naka This is going to be part of your overhead. Just keeping them. 00;44;22;05 - 00;44;29;04 Keaton Lewis Sparred over here. I'm a I'm a slave master. Doesn't matter. It's all free. Oh, this is free, sir. Oh, this is free. Does it matter? 00;44;29;07 - 00;44;29;17 Naka Okay. 00;44;30;00 - 00;44;48;03 Keaton Lewis And think about it. Do you think about these niggas? I go die from drugs, ever. They going to be like that? Paul McCartney, motherfucker. Revolution, Rolling Stones. They will never die. So like I said, when I say that, it's it's going go, well, I need some testers in there. We know we're growing drugs to save money. 00;44;48;04 - 00;44;50;24 Naka Obviously, just find somebody else on the outside. 00;44;50;25 - 00;44;51;20 Keaton Lewis Now, man. 00;44;52;06 - 00;44;52;26 Naka We just do. 00;44;52;26 - 00;44;53;27 Keaton Lewis Because they know drug is. 00;44;53;27 - 00;45;03;16 Naka Just do fucking with them fucking study film rooms just do them test rooms like at the mall. Whenever you want to participate in a survey, I'll give you. 00;45;03;17 - 00;45;04;08 Speaker 3 Three. 00;45;06;06 - 00;45;09;10 Naka Thousand 50 at the mall. Take these days at the back. 00;45;09;12 - 00;45;12;20 Keaton Lewis It's all free man at the market. 00;45;12;20 - 00;45;13;07 Speaker 3 I'm playing. 00;45;14;19 - 00;45;17;05 Keaton Lewis This this taste like real great we use baking soda. 00;45;17;06 - 00;45;19;14 Naka R&D teams research in development. 00;45;19;14 - 00;45;22;15 Keaton Lewis How do you get Elon Musk over there you go. Have to be a prick or whatever. 00;45;22;16 - 00;45;23;06 Naka That's what I'm saying. 00;45;23;06 - 00;45;25;19 Keaton Lewis You know, I'm just trying to get a basic basis on that. 00;45;25;27 - 00;45;27;17 Naka We will have that futuristic drone. 00;45;27;18 - 00;45;41;05 Keaton Lewis You can head it over there, which I'll allow Stephen ask for him and ask because I see you over there. You said you had the rob for him. Yeah. You can be Robert or the farmer. If they come see shale above, do it, John Cena. 00;45;41;05 - 00;45;50;24 Naka Go hit that kit. Then they go with the what is the F5 and I would just call or some shit. I don't know man. I ain't going like like I know wrestling. 00;45;50;24 - 00;45;51;24 Keaton Lewis Did you say F5. 00;45;52;04 - 00;45;54;03 Naka I think that was his move or some shit. 00;45;54;03 - 00;45;54;21 Keaton Lewis Come on, man. 00;45;54;21 - 00;45;57;00 Naka So he's already got a move called. He's. 00;45;57;05 - 00;45;58;10 Keaton Lewis He's what? He's a rapper. 00;45;58;17 - 00;46;02;19 Naka He's a wrestler, but he's a rap. So is it has rap. 00;46;02;20 - 00;46;04;26 Keaton Lewis Is it like F5. 00;46;05;08 - 00;46;09;25 Naka No, I don't know what the movie is. Don't, don't. Is it if that's it out now. 00;46;10;00 - 00;46;11;07 Keaton Lewis I'll say one more time. 00;46;12;00 - 00;46;14;09 Speaker 3 Cause I have like. 00;46;14;09 - 00;46;14;27 Keaton Lewis The car. 00;46;15;05 - 00;46;19;23 Naka Oh, shit, nigga. What is his move? Let me see. Now I got to figure it out. 00;46;20;00 - 00;46;22;11 Keaton Lewis He's going to be a bro. You got it wrong, bro. What's going. 00;46;22;11 - 00;46;30;12 Naka On? No, that's what I'm saying. So you got me out here, fucked up attitude adjustment. Oh, no. 00;46;30;13 - 00;46;31;09 Keaton Lewis Let's not listen. 00;46;31;09 - 00;46;31;26 Naka I'm hella. 00;46;31;27 - 00;46;36;04 Keaton Lewis Off. You download the game, okay? It will download. 00;46;36;10 - 00;46;39;18 Naka I don't mean I try to download that shit you took forever. 00;46;39;25 - 00;46;43;01 Keaton Lewis Because you get that. Oh I got this 660 gears move. 00;46;43;05 - 00;46;44;29 Naka Was originally called to f you. 00;46;45;08 - 00;46;47;01 Keaton Lewis Oh you call the F five though. 00;46;47;04 - 00;46;47;20 Naka I know. 00;46;47;20 - 00;46;49;07 Keaton Lewis That was my favorite part about the entire. 00;46;52;03 - 00;46;55;29 Naka Man I don't know wrestling my bad to all the wrestling heads out there somebody. 00;46;56;01 - 00;46;58;22 Keaton Lewis You really got to apologize things the wrestling lingo got the. 00;47;00;04 - 00;47;11;05 Naka Brock Lesnar had to F five move I don't know I just heard that before so it just sounded right anyway. 00;47;11;05 - 00;47;11;26 Keaton Lewis Really strange. 00;47;12;20 - 00;47;16;12 Naka Yeah. No, no wrestling, but John Cena the Bucks ass. 00;47;17;10 - 00;47;20;00 Keaton Lewis All right, man. So in the way I say. 00;47;21;22 - 00;47;30;14 Naka That, you said, who want to see national security? You said who want to see the security. So who's the gold hater girl? 00;47;30;14 - 00;47;33;12 Keaton Lewis Do you think Charlotte Bush don't get snatched up by John Cena? 00;47;33;16 - 00;47;34;02 Naka Yes. 00;47;34;03 - 00;47;50;10 Keaton Lewis That nigga like Bugs Bunny Eagle had traps where he could be like, from home alone. Think about he be so he been so many things. Nigga Johnson has been one thing a big nigga, Shiloh buff has been everything so I got you don't even know you got Bugs Bunny Kermit isn't even doing shit. That's fucking world. 00;47;51;05 - 00;47;52;11 Naka I You okay? 00;47;52;20 - 00;47;54;26 Keaton Lewis Yeah. And half your army going to go to waste anyway. 00;47;56;01 - 00;47;56;27 Speaker 3 Why? 00;47;56;27 - 00;48;10;23 Keaton Lewis Because Miley Cyrus is no smite them all you know, because a witch you know she got them which you start talking up like she do she staff line you got to watch out man a team is strong they maybe they may be small but they are mighty. 00;48;10;23 - 00;48;15;03 Naka They may be different, but they're mine. Yeah. All right. So you got. 00;48;15;26 - 00;48;16;20 Keaton Lewis Miley Cyrus. 00;48;16;20 - 00;48;17;14 Naka Smiley. 00;48;17;14 - 00;48;18;07 Keaton Lewis Shyla boof. 00;48;18;07 - 00;48;20;14 Naka Shaq, Brad Pitt. 00;48;20;22 - 00;48;25;06 Keaton Lewis You have to smoke a cigaret the entire time. 00;48;25;06 - 00;48;29;03 Naka And the What's the cat's name? I forgot the nickname where I got to Google. Uh. 00;48;29;18 - 00;48;32;24 Keaton Lewis Justin Long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the one everybody made fun of. 00;48;33;04 - 00;48;38;04 Naka Look, he's guilty, I said. 00;48;38;28 - 00;48;45;00 Speaker 3 But. 00;48;45;00 - 00;48;48;02 Naka All right, well, how you'll cap this off. 00;48;48;12 - 00;48;52;00 Keaton Lewis Is it? Yeah. It's our turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It off, man. Yeah. Number five. 00;48;52;04 - 00;48;53;12 Naka Number five. 00;48;53;13 - 00;49;09;05 Keaton Lewis I think, is, is Justin Roiland. He meets the criteria to bring him over. Okay, so he's he's the creator. He's not the creator, but he's the I guess he's the creator of Rick and Morty. He does the voices of Rick and Morty. 00;49;09;05 - 00;49;09;25 Naka Oh, okay. 00;49;09;25 - 00;49;13;25 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. 00;49;16;13 - 00;49;18;00 Naka Oh, shit. Okay. 00;49;18;02 - 00;49;18;14 Keaton Lewis Yeah. 00;49;18;28 - 00;49;20;20 Naka What's what's your reasoning behind that? 00;49;21;02 - 00;49;29;10 Keaton Lewis Because this is fucking Rick and Morty. Mostly damn near 90% bad. I need some entertainment, you know what I'm saying? And if I'm this. 00;49;29;16 - 00;49;32;04 Naka Somebody that I thought Miley would be, you know what I'm saying? 00;49;32;05 - 00;49;35;16 Keaton Lewis Know personally, witness everybody else's shit. I'm saying I personal entertainment. 00;49;35;24 - 00;49;36;13 Naka Oh, you just. 00;49;36;20 - 00;49;53;26 Keaton Lewis You're never going to stop making Rick and Morty going to make this forever. He's gonna be in this fucking room with all the people you need because they're slaves to and making this goddamn show forever. Thank you. And good. My massive goal to get Joe. Oh, so. 00;49;53;26 - 00;49;54;21 Naka Yeah, so this. 00;49;54;28 - 00;49;58;07 Keaton Lewis I thought about throwing some game developers in there, you know, like, I play a game slow. 00;49;59;01 - 00;50;04;16 Naka So Oh, shit. Okay. 00;50;04;23 - 00;50;11;24 Keaton Lewis Yeah, you're going to be. If it was, he was at the movie an episode like 1 million. 00;50;13;07 - 00;50;14;25 Naka I guess I got to go to female, huh? 00;50;15;09 - 00;50;20;21 Keaton Lewis Now, I mean, you know, you don't me. You have to go your heart, man. Go with your heart, but go with your motherfucking heart. 00;50;20;21 - 00;50;32;13 Naka I mean, cause I could still get like I don't need is the rules are like they can't fuck nobody outside the plantation like. 00;50;32;17 - 00;50;33;08 Keaton Lewis They can do everyone. 00;50;33;08 - 00;50;38;25 Naka Oh, okay. Well, free will. Will, you brought Miley in on some of that concept, so I didn't know if that was like. 00;50;38;25 - 00;50;39;23 Keaton Lewis I just figured she would. 00;50;40;01 - 00;50;40;17 Naka Okay. 00;50;40;17 - 00;50;42;09 Keaton Lewis Yeah. Smash the grandchild. 00;50;44;03 - 00;50;58;02 Naka Damn. So please got to take a while to just. It's going to take a while. Card is who's a good. 00;50;58;27 - 00;51;00;07 Keaton Lewis John Cena out there if. 00;51;00;08 - 00;51;05;20 Speaker 3 You if you. Oh. 00;51;06;13 - 00;51;09;18 Keaton Lewis Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I like my slave. That guy, that shit. 00;51;10;18 - 00;51;14;10 Naka Oh, I don't know, man. 00;51;15;07 - 00;51;18;18 Speaker 3 Fuck you. 00;51;19;29 - 00;51;29;19 Naka I know. I would take, uh. I don't know if I want that. 00;51;30;06 - 00;51;36;16 Keaton Lewis Why don't you love you all day, man? You know it if you want it, nigga. These are slaves to do your bidding. 00;51;37;15 - 00;51;38;03 Naka I know. 00;51;38;15 - 00;51;46;17 Keaton Lewis I chose one for a TV show. Be He's a slave master. I I'm not Thomas Jefferson. I go, Fuck, no, god damn it. 00;51;47;01 - 00;51;50;13 Naka Just because I'm on the women feel right. 00;51;50;24 - 00;52;00;22 Keaton Lewis Yeah. Baby, wake up. No, that's insane. I just know. 00;52;01;23 - 00;52;02;08 Naka You ready? 00;52;02;16 - 00;52;06;25 Keaton Lewis You know, Snakes on the. 00;52;06;25 - 00;52;13;03 Naka Put that shit on. 00;52;13;03 - 00;52;18;08 Speaker 3 Damn it. 00;52;18;08 - 00;52;20;25 Keaton Lewis So he'd retire. Oh, he retire and. 00;52;20;25 - 00;52;22;20 Naka It's Tonio motherfucking bro. 00;52;22;20 - 00;52;23;28 Keaton Lewis I'm just put. 00;52;23;28 - 00;52;26;11 Naka That shit on your damn. 00;52;26;11 - 00;52;27;06 Keaton Lewis I'm just saying. 00;52;27;13 - 00;52;32;12 Naka Everybody's gonna be out there do it legit Matthew, we got a hey. 00;52;32;12 - 00;52;32;26 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00;52;33;12 - 00;52;34;05 Keaton Lewis Would that shit. 00;52;34;05 - 00;52;38;16 Speaker 3 I'm all right. Yeah. 00;52;38;17 - 00;52;39;18 Naka All right, man. 00;52;40;01 - 00;52;40;12 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00;52;40;23 - 00;52;42;10 Naka I put this, you know, I like it. 00;52;44;03 - 00;52;47;04 Keaton Lewis Yeah. You'll have motherfucking childbirth out there. 00;52;47;12 - 00;52;55;03 Naka Knew it was a damn. Yeah, man. Cause he won't last long anyways. He just gonna to keep me entertained for a little bit. 00;52;55;03 - 00;52;56;24 Keaton Lewis And you're going to have to do and just put this. You know. 00;52;57;08 - 00;53;02;07 Naka What mean. It's at a point we just got to let this wander off and just let him go. 00;53;02;27 - 00;53;05;26 Keaton Lewis I'm a goal here. Yo, they want to put this shit on. 00;53;05;26 - 00;53;06;09 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00;53;07;05 - 00;53;09;07 Naka Oh, show the world how to put that shit on. 00;53;09;29 - 00;53;12;10 Keaton Lewis He must later us all get 100% of the proceeds. 00;53;14;05 - 00;53;14;27 Naka Exactly. 00;53;15;20 - 00;53;26;07 Keaton Lewis Yeah. I think about me and my, my net worth over there is this stacked. You know, I'm saying with all the slaves I inherited all this shit too. So I got Brad Pitt shit, you know? 00;53;26;07 - 00;53;28;13 Naka Said you. I got what? 00;53;28;14 - 00;53;32;22 Keaton Lewis Yeah, man, you inherited the Yeezys, my newly owner, Yeezys. Now, nigga, congratulations. 00;53;33;04 - 00;53;37;28 Naka That could be a billion, right? If you ask him. Yeah, 4 billion. I don't think. 00;53;38;02 - 00;53;43;04 Keaton Lewis You should check your books on that. You only check your books. You. 00;53;43;14 - 00;53;46;12 Naka I got the. I got the boy. Elon, you know, I'm sorry. 00;53;46;12 - 00;53;50;01 Keaton Lewis You like we stacked over there, bro. I ain't do. 00;53;50;06 - 00;53;55;12 Naka A scene to deal. He been in movies to make some movies and I'm you know, you inherited. 00;53;55;12 - 00;53;57;26 Keaton Lewis All the Elon Musk shit man regulation. 00;53;57;28 - 00;53;58;07 Naka Right? Yeah. 00;53;58;14 - 00;53;59;22 Keaton Lewis You got a space station now. 00;53;59;23 - 00;54;01;05 Naka Something I'm like a fucking. 00;54;01;16 - 00;54;12;12 Keaton Lewis Do me a solid. This was slave master. The slave master man they can you put some tunnels or some fast B roll tide take 45 motherfucking hours to go to motherfucking France. I think I'm trying I'm trying to speed over there. 00;54;12;29 - 00;54;15;15 Naka Help out, man. We ain't giving all that shit. Come on. 00;54;16;07 - 00;54;20;11 Keaton Lewis We home. We. We need the first slave ship. Our population, we man. I got these niggas. 00;54;20;21 - 00;54;24;11 Naka But I thought we was out here. Don't you know what I'm saying? I bill for our bill for domination. 00;54;24;16 - 00;54;27;29 Keaton Lewis Yeah. If you're going to dominate nigga build some roads I'm. 00;54;28;06 - 00;54;32;16 Naka I'm will be nice to see see you want you want the favors not the slaves but if. 00;54;32;16 - 00;54;49;15 Keaton Lewis You got the you got the richest man in the world make it build some goddamn high speed inch j a road some so they can get to France in 45 minutes. Not 13 help helping. They helped the world out. Even the Rockefellers gave back me. Yeah. Now you go. 00;54;49;15 - 00;54;50;16 Naka But you, you know. 00;54;50;23 - 00;54;58;06 Keaton Lewis Can you imagine this in you inherit it's like, oh, lord, I got Elon Musk. I don't know what to do with all this power. 00;54;59;08 - 00;55;08;02 Naka You know? Oh, shit. Yeah, man, I'm like an evil. I could be, like an evil superhero. Like, oh, that's a superhero. But as. 00;55;08;02 - 00;55;08;29 Keaton Lewis A villain. As a. 00;55;08;29 - 00;55;10;05 Speaker 3 Villain. 00;55;10;05 - 00;55;14;12 Naka I'd be them. Be like Jafar and shit, right? 00;55;14;12 - 00;55;14;27 Speaker 3 I says. 00;55;17;01 - 00;55;18;08 Naka Oh, shit. 00;55;18;12 - 00;55;19;07 Keaton Lewis Who builds them roads? 00;55;19;07 - 00;55;26;13 Naka You go for draft, huh? That's, that's the draft in the draft recap, Keegan got Miley Cyrus. 00;55;26;13 - 00;55;29;21 Speaker 3 Oh, uh. 00;55;29;21 - 00;55;35;12 Naka Who is this? She's a profile of buff town. Brad Pitt. 00;55;35;12 - 00;55;39;09 Keaton Lewis There you go. And he's top motherfucking slave. The word. 00;55;39;09 - 00;55;40;20 Naka I lost in the in. 00;55;41;06 - 00;55;41;20 Keaton Lewis Justin. 00;55;41;20 - 00;55;42;26 Naka Long. Where are you go remember. 00;55;42;26 - 00;55;43;17 Keaton Lewis My legs main. 00;55;43;18 - 00;55;44;18 Naka Dodgeball, kid. 00;55;44;24 - 00;55;47;04 Keaton Lewis There you go. He got fucked up. 00;55;47;05 - 00;55;47;23 Naka And. 00;55;50;09 - 00;55;52;29 Keaton Lewis Who is Justin Roiland? The voice of Rick and Morty. 00;55;52;29 - 00;55;56;13 Naka Okay, Rick and Morty. So Rick and Morty. I don't know that I know his name. Yeah. 00;55;56;23 - 00;55;57;26 Keaton Lewis I know. I figured you. 00;55;57;26 - 00;56;04;27 Naka Wouldn't know him. Just like you don't know. Uh, so I got Elon Musk. 00;56;05;11 - 00;56;05;27 Keaton Lewis You get the ball. 00;56;06;04 - 00;56;09;11 Naka Conner, you near Matthew McConaughey, ma'am? 00;56;10;12 - 00;56;10;24 Keaton Lewis All right. 00;56;10;28 - 00;56;13;00 Naka For a fee. Oh, John Cena. 00;56;13;00 - 00;56;13;10 Keaton Lewis Mm hmm. 00;56;14;01 - 00;56;15;18 Naka I mean, Abe Bam. 00;56;16;20 - 00;56;23;06 Keaton Lewis Bam. I cannot believe use a tube like. 00;56;23;06 - 00;56;25;23 Naka Hey, man, I thought we we think it for success. 00;56;25;23 - 00;56;31;23 Keaton Lewis Because you got to think. If I if I get Brad Pitt, I instantly get Angelina. You don't see it's way. 00;56;31;23 - 00;56;35;28 Naka Way, way, way, way here. AJ, that is what how's that? 00;56;35;28 - 00;56;39;10 Keaton Lewis How's that? And should think about everything you get if you get kind of you get all his kids. 00;56;39;28 - 00;56;40;28 Naka I don't want them do. 00;56;40;28 - 00;56;49;10 Keaton Lewis You talking about the whole family got to go. No I want to because you get everything my head nigga I get Miley Cyrus daddy if you talking about. 00;56;49;11 - 00;56;56;11 Naka What are you talking to slaves. So I got to get everything that come with him. Yeah. So I got Eli lawsuit pending right. 00;56;57;01 - 00;57;04;00 Keaton Lewis A little bit got to show was man yeah you got to $3 billion in the history of the. 00;57;04;00 - 00;57;08;09 Naka Bullshit that I grab on to Abby shit. But that's why he just like I see. 00;57;08;17 - 00;57;08;27 Keaton Lewis His. 00;57;09;04 - 00;57;10;09 Naka He just talks. 00;57;10;09 - 00;57;10;27 Keaton Lewis Too often. 00;57;12;23 - 00;57;14;08 Naka Do lay him in cages. 00;57;14;25 - 00;57;18;28 Keaton Lewis Chill wear black weird enemy suits, maybe enemy. 00;57;18;28 - 00;57;20;13 Naka No, I wasn't supposed to. I mean. 00;57;20;24 - 00;57;25;24 Keaton Lewis I mean, you chose. You chose. But I was thinking deep. 00;57;25;24 - 00;57;28;08 Naka You. He was deep. He I don't know. 00;57;28;08 - 00;57;28;22 Speaker 3 What the. 00;57;29;27 - 00;57;31;25 Keaton Lewis Deep was. I smoked his blood for. 00;57;32;05 - 00;57;35;16 Naka The Miley Cyrus and the dodgeball kid is. 00;57;35;16 - 00;57;41;24 Keaton Lewis But do you talking about me? What control? Oh, yes. See, it's control mic in. 00;57;41;24 - 00;57;44;16 Naka Control with my mind. You you got a muscle niggas. 00;57;44;17 - 00;57;45;09 Keaton Lewis I ain't but the muscle. 00;57;45;18 - 00;57;46;14 Naka I know because they live I. 00;57;46;14 - 00;57;51;13 Keaton Lewis Don't want to worry about it. Everybody's same size me about six one. Miley Cyrus about six one. 00;57;51;29 - 00;57;57;13 Naka You see that? I don't see build. And so there you go. Yeah. 00;57;57;19 - 00;58;00;22 Keaton Lewis Well, how fucking crazy would it be if Miley Cyrus was six? One, two? 00;58;01;07 - 00;58;01;20 Naka She might. 00;58;02;00 - 00;58;04;03 Keaton Lewis Be crazy. 00;58;04;03 - 00;58;05;11 Naka But there's an app for that. 00;58;07;29 - 00;58;09;14 Keaton Lewis You want to fuck algorithm up and that. 00;58;10;00 - 00;58;28;05 Naka My algorithm been fucked up. Have you with I don't know what I was about to say. I forgot what I was about to say. Oh with her height her. Oh hi. She Phi Phi. 00;58;28;06 - 00;58;32;18 Keaton Lewis She's six one. 00;58;32;18 - 00;58;34;01 Naka She is five foot five. 00;58;34;02 - 00;58;38;08 Keaton Lewis In my world she's six one on me, my fucking forearm. She, she put on heels or something. 00;58;38;10 - 00;58;42;25 Naka Oh man. That's a good one. I could have gotten with Liam Hemsworth. 00;58;43;05 - 00;58;43;20 Keaton Lewis Oh, fuck. 00;58;43;20 - 00;58;45;13 Naka Is that the story, right? 00;58;45;22 - 00;58;48;18 Keaton Lewis I don't know. It's a lot of Hemsworth out there, man, with Liam. 00;58;48;18 - 00;58;54;15 Naka Chris, seen a picture of is his to the store. I don't know. No. Chris Hemsworth see. 00;58;54;27 - 00;58;56;03 Keaton Lewis Who you couldn't even know. 00;58;56;09 - 00;59;01;15 Naka So I gave both of them as a package deal. 00;59;01;15 - 00;59;08;04 Keaton Lewis But if you get one, you get both. You get the whole thing. Yeah, you were slave master man. Who else is going to be the other slaves out there? They just going to be. 00;59;08;04 - 00;59;08;18 Naka Let me. 00;59;08;28 - 00;59;09;07 Keaton Lewis That. 00;59;09;17 - 00;59;10;19 Naka So this is it is. 00;59;11;10 - 00;59;25;01 Keaton Lewis They basically they they know us ladies and management here. Yeah we get to eat fish fresh crab legs because they don't like the crab part. I don't understand it. So yeah we can, we don't scratch that. We think it's crabs was not scraps of. 00;59;25;24 - 00;59;30;18 Naka Any seafood they can have on that lightweight and then at that. 00;59;31;27 - 00;59;39;26 Keaton Lewis You know sitting around these ruined island. Okay yeah I can. I believe you enslaved to black people. Let's just. 00;59;39;26 - 00;59;40;04 Speaker 3 Say. 00;59;41;18 - 00;59;42;16 Naka You didn't say. 00;59;43;05 - 00;59;43;16 Keaton Lewis I didn't. 00;59;43;16 - 00;59;50;07 Naka Not there was no no sign of a don't don't know. 00;59;50;07 - 00;59;51;01 Keaton Lewis I just assume that. No. 00;59;51;12 - 00;59;53;03 Naka I mean, you, you said take the racial out. 00;59;53;03 - 01;00;04;23 Keaton Lewis So I did take the racial. I can't believe you. Just whatever man did you get do I did enslave a man just because I wanted to make TV show. So I can't judge too hard. That was I mean, that was a fickle one. 01;00;04;23 - 01;00;06;01 Naka I was built for success. 01;00;06;14 - 01;00;07;29 Keaton Lewis You did? You got a lot of money over there. 01;00;08;08 - 01;00;09;04 Naka You know, as well. 01;00;09;04 - 01;00;14;18 Keaton Lewis We do, you know. But I got this whole cast of Rick and Morty. So so you over to try to take form. 01;00;14;18 - 01;00;19;16 Naka So who just who just the the people's, the Mo Foles and Mo Fitz. 01;00;19;25 - 01;00;20;02 Keaton Lewis Mm. 01;00;20;25 - 01;00;25;20 Naka We don't put a, we got, we got some social media shit now. Right. Put a poll up. Yeah. 01;00;25;20 - 01;00;27;03 Keaton Lewis Put a poll up on Instagram. 01;00;27;03 - 01;00;31;18 Naka Who, who's whose draft was better. I feel like mine. Well you go. 01;00;31;22 - 01;00;32;20 Keaton Lewis Because you went straight for the. 01;00;32;26 - 01;00;43;03 Naka Bosses. I feel like my mindset was on on winning the years was just having a good time, having a good old time out here. 01;00;43;04 - 01;00;46;27 Keaton Lewis Z I try as women, I'm trying. I have a good time. You know, we're trying to win. 01;00;47;08 - 01;00;49;02 Naka A game, you know, what can I say? 01;00;49;02 - 01;00;50;22 Keaton Lewis But I feel like my team is going to be stronger than. 01;00;51;14 - 01;00;57;01 Naka What wasn't just because I was unified. Yeah. Like the little giants. 01;00;57;02 - 01;01;07;02 Keaton Lewis No, man. More like the the most. That was a she called the DC shit the unjust is legal what the fuck do they call the suicide squad? There you go. I build suicide squad, bro. 01;01;07;13 - 01;01;11;26 Naka And just. Oh shit. 01;01;12;05 - 01;01;16;08 Keaton Lewis Yeah. Neither one of us follow comic books in certain respects. I don't my like that. 01;01;17;06 - 01;01;18;24 Naka Well I don't be into the. 01;01;19;00 - 01;01;20;01 Keaton Lewis I don't even like the movies. 01;01;21;02 - 01;01;22;23 Naka Is hard man. There's too many of them. 01;01;23;02 - 01;01;25;13 Keaton Lewis I feel like trying to follow too many fuck stories for no reason. 01;01;25;28 - 01;01;37;02 Naka I ain't got the patience. I'm not trying to win. You know what I'm saying? I'm building for success. So. So, yeah mo are mo fish. I got less now which I think. 01;01;37;03 - 01;01;42;16 Keaton Lewis Yeah. What do you think about the the the slave drive. If we if you guys. 01;01;43;01 - 01;01;48;24 Naka With us shit again we on we on Instagram we on I drizzle let me see I drizzle for shizzle. 01;01;49;01 - 01;01;50;05 Keaton Lewis The I just little fish. 01;01;50;18 - 01;01;52;29 Naka Don't expect me to post on that mouth like a. 01;01;53;08 - 01;01;53;13 Keaton Lewis Pig. 01;01;53;23 - 01;01;54;24 Naka I'm a hit child everyone. 01;01;55;01 - 01;01;56;00 Keaton Lewis We post every. 01;01;56;00 - 01;01;57;00 Naka Day him saying he. 01;01;57;00 - 01;01;57;29 Keaton Lewis Loves posting. 01;01;57;29 - 01;01;59;25 Naka I don't I suck at it. 01;02;02;03 - 01;02;12;09 Keaton Lewis What people like it's too blunt part that is number two blunt part yeah so we are here man. 01;02;12;19 - 01;02;13;12 Naka To blunt. 01;02;13;17 - 01;02;13;28 Keaton Lewis People. 01;02;14;10 - 01;02;17;03 Naka Yeah well so. Yeah that it all right. 01;02;17;03 - 01;02;21;07 Keaton Lewis Yeah it's definitely just that I think we're hit on Twitter in America. No average. 01;02;22;02 - 01;02;32;24 Naka Okay. Well, I guess you too, nigga. Put that shit on. Oh, man. 01;02;32;24 - 01;02;35;07 Keaton Lewis We definitely get the post more. But we do have like a. 01;02;35;19 - 01;02;36;09 Naka We get in there. 01;02;36;10 - 01;02;41;26 Keaton Lewis Like Sabrina post for us, which is nice shout out to Sabrina. She helps us out on the Instagram. 01;02;42;00 - 01;02;57;05 Naka That network family, you know what I'm saying? That's that's that's how you'll feel when you do, actually. Okay, see, I get it now. Just get it that yo yo slave feel going to work. 01;02;58;02 - 01;03;02;18 Keaton Lewis In the future. I'm thinking like in the future you like I want these ladies now. I was like tomorrow when they leave the show. 01;03;02;18 - 01;03;03;05 Naka Oh, I didn't. 01;03;03;05 - 01;03;06;15 Keaton Lewis Well, we didn't. I was clear. I mean, I was thinking. 01;03;07;03 - 01;03;18;19 Naka You pick Miley Cyrus now. Oh, kid, it's your first big. Oh, that wasn't a strong pick at all. 01;03;18;24 - 01;03;22;08 Keaton Lewis You know, things. I mean, she's at the resort here telling people what a whip. 01;03;22;24 - 01;03;30;21 Naka I guess it's a word mean. That's what that that's that's the kind of shit you got going on in your shit will take it. 01;03;30;29 - 01;03;44;01 Keaton Lewis Just white people get in the back is by Miley Cyrus you get the white people that are their most loved by the most white people are also enslaving. The rest of the white people are overseers. 01;03;44;01 - 01;03;44;18 Naka Okay. 01;03;44;19 - 01;03;47;25 Keaton Lewis Yeah. So I wanted to pick something that hurt. 01;03;47;25 - 01;03;49;16 Naka Also something. 01;03;50;20 - 01;04;07;25 Keaton Lewis Baby. You know, there's a really big it was in the back by Miley Cyrus somebody get a snitch done by Brad Pitt. The motherfucker was in the motherfucker by trying to use the most extra food and smoking cigarets telling you, man, I should go and work childbirth discriminate people the number one focus on the they like movie. 01;04;07;25 - 01;04;10;25 Speaker 3 Get movies like this motherfuckers crazy. 01;04;11;22 - 01;04;12;23 Naka He's talking about he. 01;04;12;23 - 01;04;13;26 Keaton Lewis Just talked to people inside of what. 01;04;13;26 - 01;04;18;21 Naka Is he saying so anybody know the that's your goal. 01;04;18;21 - 01;04;23;17 Keaton Lewis Yeah complete control without worried about anything I could leave the island. Okay. Yeah. 01;04;24;23 - 01;04;26;16 Naka Self-sufficient any man. 01;04;27;09 - 01;04;27;29 Keaton Lewis And Brad name. 01;04;28;00 - 01;04;29;09 Naka Knocking your squad. 01;04;29;11 - 01;04;31;18 Keaton Lewis You'll just be happy. And Angelina and me. 01;04;31;23 - 01;04;35;19 Naka I don't make fun of your squad too much. You know this. 01;04;36;06 - 01;04;41;18 Keaton Lewis I can't believe you picked baby. You could pick any black person in the world. 01;04;41;18 - 01;04;46;01 Naka You can big anybody in the world. But you chose. He was entertainment, man. 01;04;46;04 - 01;04;49;05 Keaton Lewis I know, but he's going to wander off. He's going to accidentally escape. 01;04;50;07 - 01;04;53;04 Naka That's fine. I said that. We will. 01;04;53;08 - 01;04;55;12 Keaton Lewis See. He's going to lose a head slave. 01;04;56;05 - 01;05;05;21 Naka Yeah. We just going to let him go because he don't, you know what I'm saying? Like, why keep him? We. We need him, you know, eventually. 01;05;06;03 - 01;05;09;08 Keaton Lewis Mm. Everybody has a role in My Slave, and. 01;05;09;10 - 01;05;13;11 Naka Then he'll just. He's so weird that somebody will bring him back because. 01;05;13;19 - 01;05;16;24 Keaton Lewis He'll just wander back. I thought the time of that. 01;05;16;29 - 01;05;24;16 Naka Thing, it's like he's like a cat. He just kind of wander off and then he just show back up. Maybe they got their guy. 01;05;24;20 - 01;05;29;27 Keaton Lewis I don't think Slave Masters did. I had, like, wars. I think they just took out the old the oh. 01;05;30;02 - 01;05;44;27 Naka They go my age, they go my little Abby. But yeah, so we'll figure it out, you know? Oh, shit. So, yeah, Mo Falls. 01;05;45;12 - 01;05;45;29 Keaton Lewis Mo fits. 01;05;46;09 - 01;05;47;28 Naka Okay, thanks. 01;05;47;29 - 01;05;52;16 Keaton Lewis I did. Did I feel like you weren't gonna say it now? I was. You real sexist on your own? 01;05;52;22 - 01;06;06;21 Naka Be trying to switch it up. You know, it's just this, you know, we'll go out because, you know, I feel like this is this is how my team walk around. You know, some of this what you would hear when you come to my FA. 01;06;07;14 - 01;06;08;17 Speaker 3 Like my teammates the best in the. 01;06;08;17 - 01;06;12;07 Naka World is playing in the speaker over the field. 01;06;13;27 - 01;06;35;22 Keaton Lewis You know I had how dance this year just picking cotton on beat. No, you hit it with this. That's helpful. Well, maybe like that they would do that. They would fuck with that because that's all that is helpful. Sound familiar? They so is Queen. And we just made an episode about. 01;06;36;03 - 01;06;41;18 Naka How you may just be so tired. Did you. 01;06;41;21 - 01;06;45;09 Keaton Lewis Run that? So I never thought about using so much kick it. 01;06;46;03 - 01;06;54;07 Naka I think that then you just jump on this in the film you just out of that they self. 01;06;54;07 - 01;06;57;00 Keaton Lewis Which were oh this is the whole song. 01;06;57;08 - 01;07;01;04 Naka Yes but we'll play it because we've got to get out the smile. 01;07;01;13 - 01;07;02;19 Keaton Lewis I know, but still it's pretty good. 01;07;02;27 - 01;07;07;04 Naka Mo flows and mo. First we're going to have to go on podcast. 01;07;07;04 - 01;07;07;20 Keaton Lewis Piece.

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